Being a big ole sadsack

Anonymous
This is my annual Sadsack Weekend of Sloth.
Every year my DH takes kids on camping weekend. I hate camping so I stay home.
Friday night begins with Taco Bell, which I indulge in once a year. Then I watch When Harry Met Sally and drink a bottle of white wine or else rose.
Saturday morning I sleep in, then go to the spa for a massage and facial.
Saturday afternoon, a quiet walk and then I go home and read.
Saturday night, I take a half a Xanax and do some online shopping while watching Law and Order.
Sunday I organize closets which I can never do with kids underfoot. I also get a big ole bagel with lox.
Sunday afternoon naptime; I wake up when they get home.
Anonymous
Sounds great!
Anonymous
Um, where have you been all my life?
When Harry Met Sally?!
Spa?!
Law and Order?!!!
Joy through organization?!!!
Be my BFF, and have a great weekend!
Anonymous
Sounds heavenly. I don’t think you know what “sad sack” means though.
Anonymous
I don't understand why you need the Xanax, since your entire staycation is essentially stress-free heaven.

Enjoy, OP!
Anonymous
I swear my blood pressure dropped 10 pts just reading this. Have a great weekend, OP!
Anonymous
This is the exact opposite of sad sack. This is AWESOME.
Anonymous
Why don't you send them away more often? It sounds great. There's no reason to only do it once a year.
Anonymous
This is my idea of heaven on earth. How did you ever find such a husband. Mine is such a disappointing father.
Anonymous
It's never as fun as it sounds.
Anonymous
That does sound lovely! I think I'm enough of an extrovert (I'm on the cusp in Meyers Briggs) to not want to be alone for 36 hours so the rare times this has happened to me, I've made plans with a friend
Anonymous
OP, I just drooled on my keyboard, that sounds AMAZING!
I would add in an early AM long run without worrying about “I need to be back by x:00 to (fill in the blank).”
Enjoy, and know that many dcumers are very jealous
Anonymous
Sounds heavenly.
Anonymous
Sounds awesome!!
Anonymous
Sorry but to me it sounds you spent the entire time alone drunk and drugged up.
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