Most annoying DCUM posters... name yours.

[Anonymous]

The person who keeps saying “unclench”. Whatever that is?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The airplane noise over the Palisades, Georgetown and Brookmont poster. I'm listening to plane now and I don't care!!

+1

The passive aggressive attacks on locations get old, quick. We get it nasty poster, you can't afford to live in (for example) the Palisades. STOP posting about it!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Realtors who post titles like OMG YOU GUYS THIS HOUSE IS SOOOOO CUTE and the body of the post is an obvious thinly-veiled, poorly disguised ad. Stop insulting our intelligence.

Also the marketing “geniuses” in Beauty and Fashion who ask questions about “Who has tried Random New Subscription Service? I’ve been hearing good things.” Right…

[Anonymous]

The “I’m Asian and vote R b/c reasons” lady.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:- anyone who starts a reply with “Um,...”
- anyone who relies on “You’re just jealous!”

I like Um...Which is short for ... Listen up— mouth breathing, dumb as a rock, wing nut, conspiracy theory spouting poster, for whom critical reasoning has no home, who actually manages to put Mr. Captain Obvious, of Shallow Waters to shame, I am only going to say this once...

Um...Stays.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The person who keeps saying “unclench”. Whatever that is?

That was a thing several years ago.

[Anonymous]

The "moderate Dem here ..." person

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The "moderate Dem here ..." person

I do not get this one. There are clearly many moderate Democratic posters?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The "moderate Dem here ..." person

They need to come out as a Republican already.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The person who keeps saying “unclench”. Whatever that is?

Um... unclench as in relax your butt cheeks sweetie, exhale, calm down, mind your own business and let it go, because your cheek pads are collapsing and your hollow, squinty eyed, prudish, and prune like Skeletor face is scaring the puppies and children...

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The person who keeps saying “unclench”. Whatever that is?

Um... unclench as in relax your butt cheeks sweetie, exhale, calm down, mind your own business and let it go, because your cheek pads are collapsing and your hollow, squinty eyed, prudish, and prune like Skeletor face is scaring the puppies and children...

DP. Sure, but 2005 wants its slang back. Find something more current (and I’m not gonna help you with that).

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Posters in the Colleges and Universities forum who won’t name the school their kids attend, other than “big state flagship” or “top 20 LAC”. Like, we’ll ever figure out your identity from where your kid goes to school.

Actually, if sinebofy is asking for admissions tips and I told you how my totally unhooked DD got into the “top ivy” then you might just recognize her. I don’t care about myself, but we don’t need kids to be teased about their moms posting on DCUM….

Sure, Jan.

Posters who use misogynistic terms like Karen and Jan to try to shut other women up.

How about Chad, Tad and Brad? They’re available.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Posters in the Colleges and Universities forum who won’t name the school their kids attend, other than “big state flagship” or “top 20 LAC”. Like, we’ll ever figure out your identity from where your kid goes to school.

Actually, if sinebofy is asking for admissions tips and I told you how my totally unhooked DD got into the “top ivy” then you might just recognize her. I don’t care about myself, but we don’t need kids to be teased about their moms posting on DCUM….

Sure, Jan.

Posters who use misogynistic terms like Karen and Jan to try to shut other women up.

How about Chad, Tad and Brad? They’re available.

Or Brandon!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Posters in the Colleges and Universities forum who won’t name the school their kids attend, other than “big state flagship” or “top 20 LAC”. Like, we’ll ever figure out your identity from where your kid goes to school.

Actually, if sinebofy is asking for admissions tips and I told you how my totally unhooked DD got into the “top ivy” then you might just recognize her. I don’t care about myself, but we don’t need kids to be teased about their moms posting on DCUM….

Sure, Jan.

Posters who use misogynistic terms like Karen and Jan to try to shut other women up.

How about Chad, Tad and Brad? They’re available.

+1.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:- anyone who starts a reply with “Um,...”
- anyone who relies on “You’re just jealous!”

I like Um...Which is short for ... Listen up— mouth breathing, dumb as a rock, wing nut, conspiracy theory spouting poster, for whom critical reasoning has no home, who actually manages to put Mr. Captain Obvious, of Shallow Waters to shame, I am only going to say this once...

Um...Stays.

The "eh" "meh" poster. If you can't construct a sentence without using that as a start, I can't be bothered to read it.