Britney Spears wedding

[Anonymous]

How is this not deserving of its own thread?

[Anonymous]

Vogue has all the deets.
The couple didn’t have a first dance, but Selena Gomez, Madonna, and the bride danced together to “Toxic,” followed by Paris and Britney singing “Stars Are Blind.”

The couple didn’t have a first dance, but Selena Gomez, Madonna, and the bride danced together to “Toxic,” followed by Paris and Britney singing “Stars Are Blind.”

[Anonymous]

Apparently her first husband broke into her house to stop it? I didn't realize he was still invested in her. Also every time I learn his name is Jason Alexander I could swear I am learning it for the first time. Like, why is the guy from Seinfeld breaking into Britney's house on Live, again??

[Anonymous]

Sounds like her wedding was fitting: hometown exdh tries to crash and gets arrested, only one of her family members attended, her dress calls to mind her off the shoulder peasant blouses and her eyes and smile are...off. I actually have a soft spot for Brittney and I wish her the best, but this seems like a bad idea.

[Anonymous]

Kaching.

[Anonymous]

Her own children weren’t at the wedding because they didn’t want to take away from their day?? Wtf? Or is the real truth they don’t approve?

[Anonymous]

Her makeup looks good but the veil and dress do not match

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Her own children weren’t at the wedding because they didn’t want to take away from their day?? Wtf? Or is the real truth they don’t approve?

They're teenage boys...and it was a paparazzi circus. I'm going to give them a pass on not wanting to attend, because...teenage boys.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Her makeup looks good but the veil and dress do not match

+1 yes...the veil looks yellowy almost.

[Anonymous]

So glad she toned down the heavy eyeliner she's been sporting lately. This is a much better look.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Her own children weren’t at the wedding because they didn’t want to take away from their day?? Wtf? Or is the real truth they don’t approve?

Doubtful they approve. They know very well their mom is unwell and easily taken advantage of.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Apparently her first husband broke into her house to stop it? I didn't realize he was still invested in her. Also every time I learn his name is Jason Alexander I could swear I am learning it for the first time. Like, why is the guy from Seinfeld breaking into Britney's house on Live, again??

HARD. SAME.

I'm also quite disappointed that the real Jason Alexander hasn't tweeted about it.

[Anonymous]

Why is she posing like that? Does her new husband smell bad?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Apparently her first husband broke into her house to stop it? I didn't realize he was still invested in her. Also every time I learn his name is Jason Alexander I could swear I am learning it for the first time. Like, why is the guy from Seinfeld breaking into Britney's house on Live, again??

HARD. SAME.

I'm also quite disappointed that the real Jason Alexander hasn't tweeted about it.

Yep!
...my age is showing

[Anonymous]

I’m happy for her and I hope she finds long lasting love with this guy. It could just be the picture, but it looks like she just rolled out of bed and tossed on her wedding dress and veil.