Change Name of Wash DC

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:What's next? Was Amerigo Vespucci a slaveholder? Was he a big meanie?

He was a slaveholder. Nice set up.

From Wikipedia:

Vespucci wrote his will in April 1511. He left most of his modest estate, including five household slaves, to his wife. His clothes, books, and navigational equipment were left to his nephew Giovanni Vespucci. He requested to be buried in a Franciscan habit in his wife's family tomb. Vespucci died on 22 February 1512.

Shall we change the name of America?

Hell yes! Also South America, too. What should we rename them?

We should certainly decide for them. We’re much more woke than they are, truly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What's next? Was Amerigo Vespucci a slaveholder? Was he a big meanie?

He was a slaveholder. Nice set up.

From Wikipedia:

Vespucci wrote his will in April 1511. He left most of his modest estate, including five household slaves, to his wife. His clothes, books, and navigational equipment were left to his nephew Giovanni Vespucci. He requested to be buried in a Franciscan habit in his wife's family tomb. Vespucci died on 22 February 1512.

Shall we change the name of America?

Hell yes! Also South America, too. What should we rename them?

We should certainly decide for them. We’re much more woke than they are, truly.

Poor things. They’re so backward they don’t even know we’ve renamed them “Latinx”.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:“Kujichagulia”

Taken from the 2nd Day of the ancient African holiday of Kwanza, and meaning “self-determination”.

It’s the perfect name for DC. It reflects our population, our African heritage, and celebrates our self determination. The name itself even MEANS self determination.


White people might have trouble pronouncing it, but F them.

If can pronounce Dun Laoghaire, I can pronounce anything.

So you too will ignore the fact that the native peoples were here first?

Washington was built by slaves from Africa, not indians. So the new name should be reflective of who labored to build it.

Don’t use the Latin-derived word “Africa” or call the native peoples “Indians”.

Oh, F off.

And the “F” word is derived from the Anglo-Saxons.

From a german word meaning "to penetrate" I think.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“Kujichagulia”

Taken from the 2nd Day of the ancient African holiday of Kwanza, and meaning “self-determination”.

It’s the perfect name for DC. It reflects our population, our African heritage, and celebrates our self determination. The name itself even MEANS self determination.


White people might have trouble pronouncing it, but F them.

If can pronounce Dun Laoghaire, I can pronounce anything.

So you too will ignore the fact that the native peoples were here first?

I already posted what it stands for on the last page:
For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

Washington was built by slaves from Africa, not indians. So the new name should be reflective of who labored to build it.

Don’t use the Latin-derived word “Africa” or call the native peoples “Indians”.

Oh, F off.

And the “F” word is derived from the Anglo-Saxons.

From a german word meaning "to penetrate" I think.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:We should change the name to "Steve"

So sexist. I vote "Karen"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There is no point in changing the name. This is the dumbest thread ever.

Completely idiotic.

But I’m laughing also. I don’t live in DC anymore, so have no skin in the game & you could call the city “poop” for all I care ....but this thread IS funny. So much indignation over the name “Washington.” Sometimes you just have to laugh at people and give them space to vent.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What's next? Was Amerigo Vespucci a slaveholder? Was he a big meanie?

He was a slaveholder. Nice set up.

From Wikipedia:

Vespucci wrote his will in April 1511. He left most of his modest estate, including five household slaves, to his wife. His clothes, books, and navigational equipment were left to his nephew Giovanni Vespucci. He requested to be buried in a Franciscan habit in his wife's family tomb. Vespucci died on 22 February 1512.

Shall we change the name of America?

Hell yes! Also South America, too. What should we rename them?

We should certainly decide for them. We’re much more woke than they are, truly.

Someone should also alert the Colombians. THIS is the pressing issue of the day.

[Anonymous]

Not one sound argument for OR against yet!

[Anonymous]

The new name should be Capitol City - - like in a comic book.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It needs to be a state, and upon statehood, we can change the name.

Well, obviously. Can't have two states with the same name.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The new name should be Capitol City - - like in a comic book.

Not bad. I like CCDC

Capitol City, Douglass Commonwealth

[Anonymous]

Capital sounds to close to capitalism. Not accept. Try harder.

[Anonymous]

New name: Federal City, Federal Territory. FC, FT. It says what it is.

[Anonymous]

How about Dirty City, or District of Crime? Already widely used and we wouldn't have to change the two-letter abbreviation

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How about Dirty City, or District of Crime? Already widely used and we wouldn't have to change the two-letter abbreviation

Woke City, District of Crime?