Same when you are a short ugly broke dude, and no one wants to marry you. LOL. |
Totally - I want a vampire or a werewolf. Masculine, but gentle, rich but not showy, intellectual yet humble, a willing chef, loves providing oral pleasure, a warrior in bed. |
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Ideal DW would be:
- 5'6", about 130 - blonde with hazel eyes - nice figure and takes care of herself - smart - enjoys sex and not afraid to initiate Oh, that's enough - I'm already married to her. Eat your hearts out! |
LOL. I am OP and did not post that FYI but I like how you think PP! I will take all you described |
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He'd be intelligent and fast on his feet, incredibly witty
Stable- mentally and financially independent Wears clean clothes Smells great His parents aren't bat-shit effin crazy He loves me |
He loves me comes last eh? |
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Kind and thoughtful
Attractive Witty, funny, but can be naughty Intelligent, worldly Athletic (looks like Steve Yzerman) Financially independent Loves sex |
Are you from Detroit? If Steve Yzerman was driving a bus, doubt many women would be interested. |
Um, I would. I have a soft spot for captains.
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+1000000000000000 |
| I'd settle for someone who actually wants to have sex with me at this point. |
Male or female? |
I meant, are you male or female? |
| This thread is one of the most unthinking and juvenile I've seen on this site. Are you all 8th graders or something? |
Grade 3, actually. I still laugh at the words penis and vagina. |