Things people say that annoys you...

[Anonymous]

"My two cents", "IMHO", "Not to offend", "I don't mean to hurt your feelings, but..." are all a big bag of bullshit.

[Anonymous]

Between you and I. Ugh

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So, this could be an entire s/o thread, and it probably already has been the topic of previous threads. My dd is in the process potty training and MIL just got her a bunch of what she calls "panties." Gag. Moreover, it's the way she says it and drags out the word and enunciates the "t", my post cannot possibly do it justice. She stresses both syllables so that it sounds like PAN....wait for it.....TEES. Vomit.

After a half hour of her going on and on and on about DD's pretty new PAN-TEES, DH finally jumped in and told her we call them "underwear," "underpants," or "undies" and to please refrain from using that word. She got all huffy and asked why and he said "because it's not 1970, and we're not in a porno." God love DH and his bluntness.

I have to modify my post. In re-reading it, I didn't do it justice. It's not pan-tees. She says PANT-TEES. It's like there is a double T. Barf.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So, this could be an entire s/o thread, and it probably already has been the topic of previous threads. My dd is in the process potty training and MIL just got her a bunch of what she calls "panties." Gag. Moreover, it's the way she says it and drags out the word and enunciates the "t", my post cannot possibly do it justice. She stresses both syllables so that it sounds like PAN....wait for it.....TEES. Vomit.

After a half hour of her going on and on and on about DD's pretty new PAN-TEES, DH finally jumped in and told her we call them "underwear," "underpants," or "undies" and to please refrain from using that word. She got all huffy and asked why and he said "because it's not 1970, and we're not in a porno." God love DH and his bluntness.

Aww, your poor MIL. She's probably trying to guess what other "wrong words" she's using around you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So, this could be an entire s/o thread, and it probably already has been the topic of previous threads. My dd is in the process potty training and MIL just got her a bunch of what she calls "panties." Gag. Moreover, it's the way she says it and drags out the word and enunciates the "t", my post cannot possibly do it justice. She stresses both syllables so that it sounds like PAN....wait for it.....TEES. Vomit.

After a half hour of her going on and on and on about DD's pretty new PAN-TEES, DH finally jumped in and told her we call them "underwear," "underpants," or "undies" and to please refrain from using that word. She got all huffy and asked why and he said "because it's not 1970, and we're not in a porno." God love DH and his bluntness.

Aww, your poor MIL. She's probably trying to guess what other "wrong words" she's using around you.

Lol! No, she knows she doesn't have to guess. DH will let her know. Yes, I feel sort of bad, but we all get along well enough to pick on each other. I sure hope my future son in law calls me out in 20 years if I say "whaaaaaazzzzzzuuuuuuppppp?" to him.

[Anonymous]

From my family -
Liberry (library)
Crik (creek)
Sketti (spaghetti)
When babies cry - ”he's giving me the business” or ”he's giving me what for”.. my mom says both of these ALL the time when watching me little ones. What do they even mean? So annoying!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:From my family -
Liberry (library)
Crik (creek)
Sketti (spaghetti)
When babies cry - ”he's giving me the business” or ”he's giving me what for”.. my mom says both of these ALL the time when watching me little ones. What do they even mean? So annoying!

Mama June, is that you?

[Anonymous]

Calvary instead of cavalry. You even hear it in movies.

[Anonymous]

matooer (mature)

[Anonymous]

Utilize instead of use.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:matooer (mature)

These are also the tools that say "yooooooge" instead of huge. Cough cough Donald.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:matooer (mature)

These are also the tools that say "yooooooge" instead of huge. Cough cough Donald.

And "an izzzzz-toric" instead of "a historic."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:matooer (mature)

These are also the tools that say "yooooooge" instead of huge. Cough cough Donald.

Again, REGIONAL PRONUNCIATION.

Asshat.

[Anonymous]

People who say asshat.

But I think people from PA pronounce it ars-hat, which is that much more annoying.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Supposevly.

In my family it's supposably.