If you were my neighbor, what would you think of this letter?

[Anonymous]

I am not sure why she has to be on the patio for sun. Our doctor said that we do not need to go outside and instead, to place or child by a window, patio door, etc. Problem solved.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am not sure why she has to be on the patio for sun. Our doctor said that we do not need to go outside and instead, to place or child by a window, patio door, etc. Problem solved.

OP here. And I should be locked inside my home all year long then? I don't have the right to enjoy my patio without being showered or getting plant clippings on my head.

Anyway. I'm not feeling well today and didn't go up there to talk to them. I'll think about it and maybe tomorrow I won't be so annoyed anymore.

[Anonymous]

[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I would toss your telephone no. magnet in the men's room at a skanky bar with an attached note that says, "For a good time, please call.."
/[/quote]

Some of us are not in HS anymore, you know?[/quote]

So what else would her tel. no be good for?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I am not sure why she has to be on the patio for sun. Our doctor said that we do not need to go outside and instead, to place or child by a window, patio door, etc. Problem solved.

OP here. And I should be locked inside my home all year long then? I don't have the right to enjoy my patio without being showered or getting plant clippings on my head.

Anyway. I'm not feeling well today and didn't go up there to talk to them. I'll think about it and maybe tomorrow I won't be so annoyed anymore.

That is apartment living for you. She has every right to water her plants.

[Anonymous]

[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I would toss your telephone no. magnet in the men's room at a skanky bar with an attached note that says, "For a good time, please call.."
/[/quote]

Some of us are not in HS anymore, you know?[/quote]

And some of us don't have a sense of humor, you know?

Seriously, this was the funniest thing I've read on DCUM in a long time (okay, this and reading that there are people who actually have magnets made up with their phone number on them). Thanks for the laugh!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

That is apartment living for you. She has every right to water her plants.

And the OP has every right to sit on her patio without water being dumped onto her head. So what do you propose?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

That is apartment living for you. She has every right to water her plants.

And the OP has every right to sit on her patio without water being dumped onto her head. So what do you propose?

That she move to an upper floor.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

That is apartment living for you. She has every right to water her plants.

And the OP has every right to sit on her patio without water being dumped onto her head. So what do you propose?

That she move to an upper floor.

BINGO!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP, please don't leave notes for your neighbors. Let this settle a bit before you escalate things. Like every crisis with babies, jaundice will pass soon enough and you'll be on to the next issue. So really think hard about making an issue out of this. But, I'd argue that baby or no baby, if getting rained on from watering above is an issue throughout your apartment complex it seems the management company or condo association should be addressing it as policy broadly (ie: watering along edges of balcony is fine, watering over the entire balcony resulting in a deluge to floors below, not OK)

I agree completely. OP-if I received your note I would be totally annoyed with you.

[Anonymous]

[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I would toss your telephone no. magnet in the men's room at a skanky bar with an attached note that says, "For a good time, please call.."
/[/quote]

Some of us are not in HS anymore, you know?[/quote]

And some of us don't have a sense of humor, you know?

Seriously, this was the funniest thing I've read on DCUM in a long time (okay, this and reading that there are people who actually have magnets made up with their phone number on them). Thanks for the laugh![/quote]

OP here. I don't know about you but I'm resourceful. A square of white paper, a piece of tape and a pen. You cut, write and tape the thing to a magnet that you already have and don't really need like the pizza place or with the plumber's number. It didn't take me 3 minutes to make 2 of them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

That is apartment living for you. She has every right to water her plants.

And the OP has every right to sit on her patio without water being dumped onto her head. So what do you propose?

That she move to an upper floor.

OP here. I totally agree with you. I just wish there were handicapped accessible units somewhere else besides the first floor.

[Anonymous]

Congratulations, OP. You may not have your domestic life in order, but I hope you can find some comfort in your new position in the DCUM pantheon. To dirty dice, wedding bouquets and burgundy washcloths we can now add... DIY refrigerator magnets.

Use them with pride.

[Anonymous]

You sound SO incredibly annoying.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You sound SO incredibly annoying.

You don't sound that pleasant either so we're tied.

[Anonymous]

What wacko doctor told you to put the baby in the sun? The baby needs specific phototherapy for jaundice. You are unnecessarily exposing the baby to harmful UVA/UVB rays with no protection.

How long exactly are you planning to have the baby have jaundice?

If I got your letter, I'd throw it away. I might call down to you to see if you are on the patio before I watered.