Lol this is the best post ever please keep it going! |
| We eat fast food at least once a week. |
| I put my phone in my bra |
I barely ever clean my bathroom. Or kitchen. Or change bedding. Or vacuum. Or dust. I basically just throw out garbage, wash dishes and do a load of laundry once a month. |
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I don't keep up with house fixes like I should. Big things get repaired or replaced, but we have broken cabinets and chipped paint around.
My kid is on a competitive dance team. I don't go to the dentist very often. |
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My extended family is super white trash. We're talking obese, missing teeth, very blue collar jobs if they have jobs at all (I will note they are happy to collect unemployment/disability but God forbid a "Black" or "Puerto Rican" collect social support of any kind). We're talking Trump flag stapled to a plywood board which is then stapled to the roof. It's insanity.
As far as me personally? I think I technically count as an alcoholic, albeit a very high functioning one. I'm really messy. Also I am so not a morning person which my dad jokes is the white trash genes coming out. (He claims my uncles were lazy and could never get up to work lol) |
I have a neighbor like you. She broke a tooth eating pistachio and still didn't go to see a dentist. |
| Really poor money management skills. I have a 401k but I am always cash poor. |
My mom and dad are like this. When I was in hs, neighbor kid shot a bb gun through my bedroom window on accident. It still has a giant crack in it. The room has a terrible draft. My parents are like, can you see it from the street? No? Then it's fine. |
I'm the PP who wrote the post that started with "95%", but I did not write the post directly above. However - nope, don't do a darn thing in the bathrooms between cleanings. We do some kitchen stuff - dishes, wipe counters, spot clean floors - but that's it. |
| I love eating in bed. Love love love. |
| I never buy trash bags. I recycle groceries bags for bathroom trash basket.plus Amazon brown bags for kitchen trash. |
| I'm fat, I wear too much jewelry, and my housekeeping efforts are rather casual. |
NP. Same for all of it (except the diet soda in the original post). House cleaner comes once a month and during the pandemic not at all. |
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my youngest didn't go to the dentist until he was 5 1/2.
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