Former COO of GOOP slaps back on restrictive cleanses

[Anonymous]

EEK. Good for her.

https://people.com/health/gwyneth-paltrows-former-coo-elise-loehnen-realized-the-cleanses-at-goop-distorted-her-body-image/

[Anonymous]

You know it’s “claps back,” right? Maybe don’t use slang if you can’t use it properly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You know it’s “claps back,” right? Maybe don’t use slang if you can’t use it properly.

Slang is what you make of it! I prefer SLAP! Slap slap!

[Anonymous]

"I refuse to punish myself with food, or hold myself under the weight my body seems to want to be anymore," she said. "I don't have the energy or the interest, thankfully. (And more importantly, I've come to realize that I really like my body and am grateful it is mine.) Hopefully I've broken that cycle for good."
Good for her!

[Anonymous]

Awesome. So glad she conveniently realized this after pushing them on millions of women!

[Anonymous]

Doesn't she then go on to talk about some other "healthy" cleanse she's on? So many disordered women.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You know it’s “claps back,” right? Maybe don’t use slang if you can’t use it properly.

Slang is what you make of it! I prefer SLAP! Slap slap!

No, not really. Not if you want people to understand you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You know it’s “claps back,” right? Maybe don’t use slang if you can’t use it properly.

Slang is what you make of it! I prefer SLAP! Slap slap!

No, not really. Not if you want people to understand you.

You did understand her clearly. You’re just being a pedantic snot.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Doesn't she then go on to talk about some other "healthy" cleanse she's on? So many disordered women.

Yup. But this one is described by the former GOOP chief content bullshit disseminator as ”beautiful,” which is a descriptor I’ve seen before in diet talk directed at bougie women. When such a diet or “cleanse”: or wellness whatevertheeff is described as “beautiful” I know at this point to hold onto my wallet, and that the woman selling this stupidity is probably super forking hungry.

[Anonymous]

Gwenyth Paltrow is Becky with the good hair

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Gwenyth Paltrow is Becky with the good hair

Is she?!?!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You know it’s “claps back,” right? Maybe don’t use slang if you can’t use it properly.

Slang is what you make of it! I prefer SLAP! Slap slap!

No, not really. Not if you want people to understand you.

You did understand her clearly. You’re just being a pedantic snot.

I don’t think you can be a pedant about slang. But go ahead, use it incorrectly. You’ll just sound like you’re an out of touch 80 year old.