| I can’t seem to find drivers on Uber eats or Postmates |
| No, definitely not. I am not asking someone else to risk the roads for my dinner. |
| No. Eat a sandwich. |
| Are you kidding? Why would you make someone risk driving in this? |
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Made myself a nice dinner - ribeye, asparagus and mashed potatoes.
My street is just now getting cleaned and VDOT reported over 400 crashes on the local highways. It’s not safe to be on the roads. |
| Are you posting locally? |
+1,000. You “can’t find a driver?” Gee, I wonder why.
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| No, because I'm not an asshole. |
| Are you high? |
| Most people planned ahead. We all knew the snow was coming. |
| Yes, but I'm in San Francisco and we don't have snowstorms yet. |
| No. |
| Surely there’s something in your pantry you can eat? Pasta? Soup? |
| I would only do that if there was literally nothing in the house. |
| No, not that self-centered. |