Wanna talk about BAMBOO?

[Anonymous]

Here. Here is where we can talk about bamboo

I hate it
I love it
It attracts bird and smells of urea
The Vietnamese used it as torture.
Only gasoline will kill it.
You better watch where you put gasoline because the EPA will trace it and fine you and perhaps conduct bamboo torture on you!

Etc.

Please. Have at it.

Bamboo: is it really so bad?

[Anonymous]

I like bamboo because it is the primary food source for pandas. I would love to have a panda in my backyard. Maybe if I plant bamboo I can attract wild pandas to live in my yard as well as the birds.

[Anonymous]

Are the leaves (not the stalks) the pandas eat difficult to grow? Thought I read that their food supply is dwindling in the wild.

[Anonymous]

Nice try.

Bamboo discussions, like bamboo itself, cannot be contained it any one thread. It will spread inexorably till every discussion becomes contaminated. You will try to kill it with fire, ban it, report it, but it will rise again, until it punctures your liver, spreading black bile everywhere.

[Anonymous]

I can not understand any living thing being such an obsession for any grown human being. Anyone who attaches to the bamboo subject (as most other subjects) and refuses to let it go needs professional help.


To be so fixated on anything as to put toxins on it in an effort to be rid of it shows how stupid people really are.

[Anonymous]

The good news is that bamboo will usually die after it flowers. You just have to wait for it to flower. (About 100 years or so...)

[Anonymous]

Such typical crazy alarmists! Is this how you try to gain credibility? Really?

[Anonymous]

We live in a neighborhood built in several sections, from 1969-1972. Bamboo was used a cheap, easy-to-grow, fashionable alternative to a true privacy fence.

Forty years later, the bamboo has nearly taken over. The power company occasionally comes out and whacks away at errant sprouts/plants that are growing in the right-away, but then, it just grows back thicker.

It is nearly impossible to remove. I think you have to practically excavate the root system to eradicate the plants.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I like bamboo because it is the primary food source for pandas. I would love to have a panda in my backyard. Maybe if I plant bamboo I can attract wild pandas to live in my yard as well as the birds.

Sadly, no panda will ever escape its steel and cold cement enclosure to frolic in your bamboo and bite and spit out the heads of young children and small animals in the neighborhood.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I can not understand any living thing being such an obsession for any grown human being. Anyone who attaches to the bamboo subject (as most other subjects) and refuses to let it go needs professional help.


To be so fixated on anything as to put toxins on it in an effort to be rid of it shows how stupid people really are.

So, when did you plant yours? You are a menace. A stupid, stupid menace to civilized living.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Nice try.

Bamboo discussions, like bamboo itself, cannot be contained it any one thread. It will spread inexorably till every discussion becomes contaminated. You will try to kill it with fire, ban it, report it, but it will rise again, until it punctures your liver, spreading black bile everywhere.

This.
Is.
Awesome.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I like bamboo because it is the primary food source for pandas. I would love to have a panda in my backyard. Maybe if I plant bamboo I can attract wild pandas to live in my yard as well as the birds.

Sadly, no panda will ever escape its steel and cold cement enclosure to frolic in your bamboo and bite and spit out the heads of young children and small animals in the neighborhood.

I am hoping that a stork will be one of the birds attracted by the bamboo, it that the stork will bring me a peaceful baby panda. I checked Wikipedia and it says that pandas don't eat children. Wikipedia is always right.

[Anonymous]

OP, go plant some of the spreading kind in your yard, and wait a few months, maybe a year. Then once it's taken over double or triple the space you ever imagined it could, and you have spent several years trying to remove it to no avail, then come back and tell us how crazy we are.

I managed to eradicate it from my yard, but it took me 5 years of hard effort. There's no easy way to be rid of it. And during that time, I couldn't expand my stone patio like I wanted to because I knew the bamboo would only pop up the stones because it's that strong. I never planted it - it invaded from outside my fence.

You have no clue what you are talking about.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I can not understand any living thing being such an obsession for any grown human being. Anyone who attaches to the bamboo subject (as most other subjects) and refuses to let it go needs professional help.


To be so fixated on anything as to put toxins on it in an effort to be rid of it shows how stupid people really are.

So, when did you plant yours? You are a menace. A stupid, stupid menace to civilized living.

Menace and bamboo.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Nice try.

Bamboo discussions, like bamboo itself, cannot be contained it any one thread. It will spread inexorably till every discussion becomes contaminated. You will try to kill it with fire, ban it, report it, but it will rise again, until it punctures your liver, spreading black bile everywhere.

This.
Is.
Awesome.

May be even Haiku.