Why do men choose the toilet as their preferred spot for alone time?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:And don’t say it’s because it’s the only place your wives will leave you alone. Because it’s like, use your words and say you need a little alone time. FWIW, we don’t have kids and we don’t suffocate one another. We both enjoy plenty of guilt-free alone time.

And don’t come in here saying your unicorn husband doesn’t do this. It is literally a joke all across the internet and has been for forever. If your husband doesn’t choose to seek alone time with his pants at his ankles and his junk dangling in the bowl, sitting on a hard toilet seat, congratulations. This post is for us real ones, I guess.

I had just cleaned our bathroom and was getting ready to replace the toilet paper—there was none. In the time I was running to the pantry to grab a new package, DH proclaimed he had to poop. When he was done with his lengthy trip to drop the kids at the pool, I finished refilling the TP. There was still no TP, nor had he asked me to bring him any, and the bathroom still smelled like cleaning product. I asked him, “Did you not wipe, or were you just pretending to poop?” His face turned red when he realized he was caught. I asked him why he chose to spend his alone time in the bathroom when we have a finished basement and other quiet places to retreat with comfy furniture and where you don’t need to get partially naked and sit on a hard surface, so why the bathroom? He couldn’t give me an answer. Is this genetic?

Getting sloppy with ur cut and paste job troll.

Damn, do you all really not remember that expression from when we were kids? It’s slang for pooping.

[Anonymous]

Nope. Never called popping putting kids in the pool.

NP, Chicago childhood

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Avoid his family

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:As a man, I can only speculate that he was doing something on his phone that he didn't want you to see.

Could be, but I was upstairs cleaning the toilet while he was alone downstairs where he could have looked on his phone in private. Why come UP to where I was?

Good grief, OP. If you think really, really hard, I'm sure you could come up with some reason why he wants to look at his phone in private with no possibility of someone disturbing him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Toilet is not the comfortable location for that kind of self care. Only the most desperate, hounded men do that.

I agree, but if you look at OP's initial post, I think you'll see that the proverbial shoe fits.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Toilet is not the comfortable location for that kind of self care. Only the most desperate, hounded men do that.

So every husband ever, then?

[Anonymous]

Built in alibi to do whatever you want and avoid whomever you want.

[Anonymous]

People are saying you're a control freak. You're not.

My ex did this. He was masturbating. He was also cheating on me with both men and women. He spent so much time with me and the kids, but somehow managed to watch hundreds of pornhub videos a month with his bathroom time. I thought I was going crazy until I checked his phone thoroughly. This included checking his Google account (not just the history tab, the actual Google account which shows location history, app download history, etc).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:People are saying you're a control freak. You're not.

My ex did this. He was masturbating. He was also cheating on me with both men and women. He spent so much time with me and the kids, but somehow managed to watch hundreds of pornhub videos a month with his bathroom time. I thought I was going crazy until I checked his phone thoroughly. This included checking his Google account (not just the history tab, the actual Google account which shows location history, app download history, etc).

All me Watch PH in the bathroom

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:People are saying you're a control freak. You're not.

My ex did this. He was masturbating. He was also cheating on me with both men and women. He spent so much time with me and the kids, but somehow managed to watch hundreds of pornhub videos a month with his bathroom time. I thought I was going crazy until I checked his phone thoroughly. This included checking his Google account (not just the history tab, the actual Google account which shows location history, app download history, etc).

Brave of you to post a massive L like this.

[Anonymous]

I need a solid 2 hours more sleep than my husband so he gets at least that and usually more alone time each night. And he STILL does this. It’s annoying because it’s often when something needs to be happening.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“And don’t say it’s because it’s the only place your wives will leave you alone.”

It’s true though.

“Because it’s like, use your words and say you need a little alone time.”

But women won’t accept this for an answer and will turn it into an exhausting struggle for dominance. Easier just to lock yourself in the bathroom. If this upsets you, try not being such a control freak.

How many women do you live with?

For a fact, you only need to date one woman to know that women won’t just accept an answer they don’t like, they will incessantly probe and pester and see if you are weakening and try to wheedle you into changing your mind. But I have found this to be true for all women.

Wow I'd love to know how you have gotten to know all women everywhere around the world in however many decades you've spent on this earth. That is a pretty remarkable statement to make.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have a husband and 2 sons. I wish I had bought a house with 4 toilets, because many times all 3 toilets are occupied at the same time for hours.

Same in my house. 3 toilets, 3 males, 1 woman. The males all will spend crazy amounts of time on the toilet.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:And don’t say it’s because it’s the only place your wives will leave you alone. Because it’s like, use your words and say you need a little alone time. FWIW, we don’t have kids and we don’t suffocate one another. We both enjoy plenty of guilt-free alone time.

And don’t come in here saying your unicorn husband doesn’t do this. It is literally a joke all across the internet and has been for forever. If your husband doesn’t choose to seek alone time with his pants at his ankles and his junk dangling in the bowl, sitting on a hard toilet seat, congratulations. This post is for us real ones, I guess.

I had just cleaned our bathroom and was getting ready to replace the toilet paper—there was none. In the time I was running to the pantry to grab a new package, DH proclaimed he had to poop. When he was done with his lengthy trip to drop the kids at the pool, I finished refilling the TP. There was still no TP, nor had he asked me to bring him any, and the bathroom still smelled like cleaning product. I asked him, “Did you not wipe, or were you just pretending to poop?” His face turned red when he realized he was caught. I asked him why he chose to spend his alone time in the bathroom when we have a finished basement and other quiet places to retreat with comfy furniture and where you don’t need to get partially naked and sit on a hard surface, so why the bathroom? He couldn’t give me an answer. Is this genetic?

Getting sloppy with ur cut and paste job troll.

Well known expression for pooping.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Drop%20the%20kids%20off%20at%20the%20pool

[Anonymous]

What DOES it feel like to have your junk dangling in the toilet??? I mean ... odd. I find men's anatomy odd. Pleasing sometimes. But still silly.