Why do men choose the toilet as their preferred spot for alone time?

[Anonymous]

- Sitting position on the throne can help to clean out your colon.
- Smelliness of your poop can keep others out.
- The stickiness adhering to the person after they have pooped can keep people away for some time.
- It gives you enough time and space to take your time.
- You have access to water and toilet.

[Anonymous]

Op is a control freak. She tried to make herself sound reasonable saying h can spend alone time in basement etc, that’s all hogwash. Her h knows the only place he can have some peace n not be nagged by the control freak is to be in the bathroom

[Anonymous]

Only place where no one can talk to me, interrupt me, my absence is excusable.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:As a man, I can only speculate that he was doing something on his phone that he didn't want you to see.

Yes. I discovered my DH was conducting a 2 year emotional affair from the bathroom. I just thought he had constipation issues. His affair turned physical and divorce is pending.
Check his phone to be sure

If you check his phone and he isn't having an affair, the marriage is over. Just saying.

says the cheating spouse. stop they lying, cheating and gaslighting

[Anonymous]

Men spend "quality" time alone WITH themselves if you know what I mean in the bathroom. He was doing "that."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:As a man, I can only speculate that he was doing something on his phone that he didn't want you to see.

Who's husband takes their phone into the bathroom with them?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:As a man, I can only speculate that he was doing something on his phone that he didn't want you to see.

Who's husband takes their phone into the bathroom with them?

Most of them.

But even before smart phones, DH took the newspaper with him. He takes 30-45 minutes daily. And then a 20 minute shower after than. Literally an hour a day of S&S.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:As a man, I can only speculate that he was doing something on his phone that he didn't want you to see.

Who's husband takes their phone into the bathroom with them?

Literally everyone. Men or women.

[Anonymous]

If you are as controlling at home as you are in your post, there’s your answer.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:As a man, I can only speculate that he was doing something on his phone that he didn't want you to see.

Who's husband takes their phone into the bathroom with them?

Literally everyone. Men or women.

I don't and either does my spouse. That is discusting.

[Anonymous]

Toilet is not the comfortable location for that kind of self care. Only the most desperate, hounded men do that.

[Anonymous]

People cannot smell their own poop as much as they smell others'.

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I once asked a close guy friend this question. He said two reasons: 1. self pleasure time and 2. it's nice to let their member dangle and breathe for a bit.

Mmm'k then.

Buy boxer shorts for him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:And don’t say it’s because it’s the only place your wives will leave you alone. Because it’s like, use your words and say you need a little alone time. FWIW, we don’t have kids and we don’t suffocate one another. We both enjoy plenty of guilt-free alone time.

And don’t come in here saying your unicorn husband doesn’t do this. It is literally a joke all across the internet and has been for forever. If your husband doesn’t choose to seek alone time with his pants at his ankles and his junk dangling in the bowl, sitting on a hard toilet seat, congratulations. This post is for us real ones, I guess.

I had just cleaned our bathroom and was getting ready to replace the toilet paper—there was none. In the time I was running to the pantry to grab a new package, DH proclaimed he had to poop. When he was done with his lengthy trip to drop the kids at the pool, I finished refilling the TP. There was still no TP, nor had he asked me to bring him any, and the bathroom still smelled like cleaning product. I asked him, “Did you not wipe, or were you just pretending to poop?” His face turned red when he realized he was caught. I asked him why he chose to spend his alone time in the bathroom when we have a finished basement and other quiet places to retreat with comfy furniture and where you don’t need to get partially naked and sit on a hard surface, so why the bathroom? He couldn’t give me an answer. Is this genetic?

Because it makes it easy for the wife to install a portable toilet in the backyard that the husband is responsible for.