Doug Jones Wins

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Btw, my guess is no way that tweet was Trump. Hopie must have his phone. He’s probably in a Big Mac coma. He’ll be awake a or 5 pm.

+1. Nothing misspelled. No grammatical errors, past his bedtime. Let’s see what hits at 6am.

[Anonymous]

Onion-esque headline for you: "Other Guy, What's-His-Name, Defeats Putin-loving, America-Hating, Child-Molesting Bigot by a Whole Percentage Point!"

[Anonymous]

And a headline from the real Onion: Baffled DNC Plant Roy Moore Not Sure What Else He Could Have Done To Defame Republican Party
https://politics.theonion.com/baffled-dnc-plant-roy-moore-not-sure-what-else-he-could-1821234868

HUNTSVILLE, AL—Scanning his mind for any minority groups he could have demonized more forcefully, Alabama Senate candidate and secret Democratic operative Roy Moore admitted Tuesday that he wasn’t sure what else he could have done to destroy the Republican Party’s reputation. “When Nancy [Pelosi] sent me here, I was convinced that revealing myself as a pedophile would be more than enough, but now I’m just at a loss,” said Moore, who admitted he thought DNC chair Tom Perez was going over the top by suggesting he say gay marriage had made the U.S. the source of all evil, but that didn’t even budge the polls. “I mean, I stood on a stage and wistfully recalled the era in which slavery existed in this country. What else am I supposed to do?

[Anonymous]

Stars fell on

[Anonymous]

The 50 state strategy in action!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:And a headline from the real Onion: Baffled DNC Plant Roy Moore Not Sure What Else He Could Have Done To Defame Republican Party
https://politics.theonion.com/baffled-dnc-plant-roy-moore-not-sure-what-else-he-could-1821234868

HUNTSVILLE, AL—Scanning his mind for any minority groups he could have demonized more forcefully, Alabama Senate candidate and secret Democratic operative Roy Moore admitted Tuesday that he wasn’t sure what else he could have done to destroy the Republican Party’s reputation. “When Nancy [Pelosi] sent me here, I was convinced that revealing myself as a pedophile would be more than enough, but now I’m just at a loss,” said Moore, who admitted he thought DNC chair Tom Perez was going over the top by suggesting he say gay marriage had made the U.S. the source of all evil, but that didn’t even budge the polls. “I mean, I stood on a stage and wistfully recalled the era in which slavery existed in this country. What else am I supposed to do?

Tears of laughter. Honestly.

[Anonymous]

It was the Hanukkah Miracle!!!

[Anonymous]

Does this augur for the FCC's net neutrality vote on Thursday?

[Anonymous]

#DearAlabama: Thanks for showing us that there is still some goodness and decency in you.

[Anonymous]

#Dear Alabama black folks— thanks for saving our butts.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Maybe there is hope for this nation after all.

Because they voted against the pedophile? Is that where the bar is now set?

I'm glad Moore was defeated, but it doesn't really change much. Alabama is still a big red racist state. In fact, I wonder if this election might actually fan the flames in AL and create more blatant conservative movements.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So does anyone feel like apologizing for some of the awful, hateful posts lately stereotyping all Alabamans?

Anyone?

No. 48% of them still voted for a racist pedophile lunatic. How low have we sunk that it's cause for celebration, that a man like this didn't win?

So, you're going to find a way to denigrate Alabama voters, regardless of what they do.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Does this augur for the FCC's net neutrality vote on Thursday?

Not a damn thing. This administration and Congress will ram through anything it can until it no longer has the power. They simply don't care.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Maybe there is hope for this nation after all.

Because they voted against the pedophile? Is that where the bar is now set?

I'm glad Moore was defeated, but it doesn't really change much. Alabama is still a big red racist state. In fact, I wonder if this election might actually fan the flames in AL and create more blatant conservative movements.

They would be on the wrong side of history. If they did, they might gain some small victories for racists and flat earthers, but ultimately, and in the long term, they are dinosaurs lashing out in their final death throes. Why fight inevitability? Instead of fighting, conservatives should just accept reality, lick their wounds and get over it.

[Anonymous]

I can’t believe Moore lost. It’s Alabama so I was sure he would win no matter what. The guy certainly did not deserve to be Senate. This does not bode well for Republicans in the midterms. Trumo is very unpopular.