sorry, gross - queefing during yoga class

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OMG. My good friend has a funny story about this happening to her. Apparently it is normal, but her best friend heard it and started cracking up and was like "OMG that better not stink" and then my friend was all, sotto voce, "that wasn't a fart!" They both got kicked out of class. Though I do not think it was for the queef itself so much as the sophomoric giggling.

Omg I am totally going to get fired I'm laughing so hard. Trying to be subtle my shoulders are shaking and I'm wheezing like an old person. Stooopppppp!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OMG. My good friend has a funny story about this happening to her. Apparently it is normal, but her best friend heard it and started cracking up and was like "OMG that better not stink" and then my friend was all, sotto voce, "that wasn't a fart!" They both got kicked out of class. Though I do not think it was for the queef itself so much as the sophomoric giggling.

Omg I am totally going to get fired I'm laughing so hard. Trying to be subtle my shoulders are shaking and I'm wheezing like an old person. Stooopppppp!!!!!!

+1 HAHAHA!

[Anonymous]

i went to yoga a few hours ago. this happened. I JUST PREPARE FOR THE QUEEF. slowly getting out of the pose and keeping my legs slightly open in order to allow the air to flow out on its own then shut my legs tight. but if you just smack your legs together and jump out of the pose PSGRRRP!! there it goes again.

[Anonymous]

you women need to tighten that thing up ...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:i went to yoga a few hours ago. this happened. I JUST PREPARE FOR THE QUEEF. slowly getting out of the pose and keeping my legs slightly open in order to allow the air to flow out on its own then shut my legs tight. but if you just smack your legs together and jump out of the pose PSGRRRP!! there it goes again.

O....M...G!!!

[Anonymous]

Hahahaha!! Thanks for the late night laugh, loose booty bitches!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Bah! C'mon...it's YOGA! There's probably a fancy Sanskrit name for the phenomenon.

And people are so into finding themselves, if they notice, they consider you more enlightened for it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OMG. My good friend has a funny story about this happening to her. Apparently it is normal, but her best friend heard it and started cracking up and was like "OMG that better not stink" and then my friend was all, sotto voce, "that wasn't a fart!" They both got kicked out of class. Though I do not think it was for the queef itself so much as the sophomoric giggling.

LMAO!!

[Anonymous]

Kegels cause queefs, at least for me, always have, and god willing I hope they always will (legs above head).

[Anonymous]

I haven't read all the posts so I'm sorry if this has already been said. I'm a fitness instructor and I can tell you it's entirely normal though I understand your embarrassment. It, and farting, happens with pretty much every class - and private client - I spend time with. Try not to let it freak you out too much. =)

[Anonymous]

oh no pancake pooping vgnas