Why does my DH's breath stink after he's been on the toilet for a while
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First of all, I'm not some juvenile posting this for kicks. I'm also not a troll.
My DH is one of those guys who loves spending time in the toilet doing his 'business'. I find it annoying sometimes because he can literally spent 45 mintues sitting on the toilet - three times a day! Luckily, we've got a downstairs bathroom that he uses - uses so much that even the kids have started to refer to it as his 'man cave'. For the past year or so, I can always tell he's been down to do his business because his breath smells. It smells like chewing tobacco. I, of course, asked him if he were chewing and denied it. I didn't believe him but we recently got additional life insurance policies and he tested negative for tobacco. I'm still not convinced he's not chewing but I've found no other evidence of it and when we've been on vacation, etc., I've also smelled it. A few years ago, he cut out all carbs and he experienced ketosis, his breath was horrible. But, while I don't find this smell pleasant, it's not horrible. It smells like chew. So, is he secretly chewing? Any ideas what might be causing it if it's not chew? |
Anonymous
| IV Obi-Wan: “Trust your feelings, Luke.” |
Anonymous
| He could have an infection. It could be stomach related or sinus related. He should get a full physical |
Anonymous
| Mouth breather |
Anonymous
Why would pooping bring on the symptoms? He's got to be chewing behind your back. Walk in on him next time |
Anonymous
Shit. |
Anonymous
| He breathes through his mouth while he's doing his thing. |
Anonymous
| I would be more worried about why he is down there so damn long, sounds like he is hiding out from having things to do like helping out. I would be annoyed. Insist he start taking some Miralax or something. Who has that kind of time? |
Anonymous
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If he isn't chewing and he isn't reading but really pooping, he should check in with a gastroenterologist. And maybe have a colonoscopy. No idea about the breath.
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Anonymous
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There was a House episode in which the patient was pooping through the mouth. She didn't poop tobacco, though.
This is an interesting mystery. Please let us know what is going on when you solve it. |
Anonymous
| I'd be more concerned about 2+ hours/day on the toilet. |
Anonymous
| I think he's chewing tobacco in his new hiding place. |
Anonymous
| My sister always complains about how much time men spend in tne bsthroom and my brothers are aleays asking if we've read this or that and when my sis asks when they had time to read all these things they say on the toilet. I also nannied for a family the mom occasionally commented on how much time her husband spends on the toilet. I don't think the amount of time your dh is on the toilet is atypical (annoying, sure, but based in my experience it sems pretty normal) but I think the breath is worth getting checked out. Either he'll come clean about chewing or he'll hopefully get a medical explanation fir whats going on. Have you checked around for cans of chew? In that bathroon, behind the toilet tank etc? |
Anonymous
Over 2 hours a day? Really? Not being snarky, just genuinely surprised. I think my husband is about 15 minutes, and that seems long to me (for once/day). |
Anonymous
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This was such a strange post I had to ask my husband his thoughts.
His response -- "my guess is that he's not actually on the can; he's just sitting in there, chewing tobacco." |