Funny names for pets and stuffed animals

Anonymous
Stuffed tiger lovey = Frank. Backup of exact same stuffed tiger immediately rejected as "that's not Frank" = Francine.
Anonymous
Love this thread
My boyfriend's daughter named a kitten "Phillip."


Anonymous
I had a white cat named Princess Pretty Kitty when I was around 8 or 9.

He was not amused.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Love this thread
My boyfriend's daughter named a kitten "Phillip."




Okay, why does that make me laugh?!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Growing up we had a cat we named Kitten. After we grew up and Kitten died my parents got another cat and named her Kitten. After Kitten II died they got a dog - and named her Kitten!


My daughter named her cat Kat. It actually took her a week to name him and that’s all she could come up with. We give her the ulitumare blank stare when she announced his name, but it stuck and it always made for great storytelling.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:My daughter has a fleece pillow made of multicolored butterfly fabric, treats it like her favorite stuffed animal, and calls it Buffalo. (Buffalo is a she, by the way.)


Lol I love this.
Anonymous
My mom said that I started naming things as soon as I could talk, so for my first Christmas when I was 6 months old, I named my new doll Randy after my favorite cousin, and when I was a year old I named my grandmother's cat Goggles. I always thought of very interesting names for my toys, but my sister could never remember what she named anything, so she named everything Suzy. We thought it was hilarious, because she would tell mom a name for a doll, and then she'd promptly forget it, so would mom since she couldn't keep all the names straight, so Suzy it was
Anonymous
My cat is Penelope so we call her Penny....except she is SO FAT, way too big to be just one penny. So we call her "Pennies."
Anonymous
My 3year old named our fish Reggie.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Growing up we had a cat we named Kitten. After we grew up and Kitten died my parents got another cat and named her Kitten. After Kitten II died they got a dog - and named her Kitten!


Hahahahahaha
Anonymous
I know a guy that named his dog “Sig”. Short for “Sigmund Freud”.
Anonymous
I heard of a cockatiel named "Poopy Guy" by a child and the dang bird lived to be like 20
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:My son got a stuffed beaver puppet and chose to name him Harry.


The newest family member - Harry Beaver!
Anonymous
My sister has the world’s dumbest lab named Donald - it has taken on an added layer of amusement since Nov ‘16.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:My daughter has a fleece pillow made of multicolored butterfly fabric, treats it like her favorite stuffed animal, and calls it Buffalo. (Buffalo is a she, by the way.)


Lol I love this.


We do too. Not sure where it came from but it's just so random it cracks me up.
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