If you ate your placenta

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

When my supply dropped, they said to give formula - yeah, the one with arsenic and sakazakii. And I can't forget the fear of taking those 3 bags of God knows whose blood because I lost too much of mine.

OP, I was sympathetic to you until this. I had to give my baby formula and it was certainly not my first choice, and your palpable disdain for moms like me makes you a distasteful person. This is definitely bolstered by the next statement -- "God knows whose blood." You know whose blood it was? The nasty, disgusting person who took the time out of their day to have blood sucked out of their vein so that YOU could live to raise your child. Like me.

Go to hell.

You tell her PP!.

With that smug and defensive attitude OP, you will continue to get snarky replies from "trolls"

[Anonymous]

Not my thing, but if it helps you, more power to you.

Here is a blog post about eating and encapsulating your placenta -

http://mamaandbabylove.com/2011/08/19/yes-i-ate-my-placenta/

[Anonymous]

OP, I get that you want to do this-but why the terrible attitude? You seem very unlikable.

[Anonymous]

Any chance you could cut off a bit raw and blend into a smoothie to consume right after delivery? Masking the taste with yogurt and berries and stuff - then you could really get yourself off on the right foot and then move on to the pills after that.

I have anecdotally heard that there is a big hormone crash about 3 weeks after birth - so you may want to be mindful of that and be sure you have enough pills to be able to save some for that time.

Good luck PP.

[Anonymous]

OP, have you considered adding cod liver oil pills to your vitamin/supplement regime for postpartum? I have had luck with cod liver oil helping to even out my moods and neutralizing some anxiety and depression.

[Anonymous]

tar tar

[Anonymous]

make sure you don't eat the baby too

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

http://www.pugbus.net/artman/publish/04182006_placenta.shtml

[Anonymous]

Whatever, Hannibel Lecter. Try it with some fava beans.

[Anonymous]

I am really disappointed in myself for not thinking of some disgusting "natural" act that I can trick gullible crunchy people into eating/ingesting/smearing on themselves. Maybe I can cleverly market some meconium stool wrap on the internet and people will start walking around covered in baby crap?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am really disappointed in myself for not thinking of some disgusting "natural" act that I can trick gullible crunchy people into eating/ingesting/smearing on themselves. Maybe I can cleverly market some meconium stool wrap on the internet and people will start walking around covered in baby crap?

Ha! Market it as 'anti-aging' and I think that stool will sell like gold.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

hilarious

[Anonymous]

I know right? I'd make millions tricking "natural" moms into doing something even grosser than eating themselves.

[Anonymous]

I am really disappointed in myself for not thinking of some disgusting "natural" act that I can trick gullible crunchy people into eating/ingesting/smearing on themselves. Maybe I can cleverly market some meconium stool wrap on the internet and people will start walking around covered in baby crap?

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