So it was all about grifting, not legal strategy? |
Of course it was about grifting. That's MAGA. That's Trump. |
Crack is whack, y’all. |
Does anyone know if the FBI routinely swabs phones they seize? I bet he cuts lines on his phone screen. He's on something. |
I love that he initially said he would not turn over his phone because he doesn’t have a computer and runs all of his businesses from his phone. 😂 I guess now he knows that complying with search warrants is neither optional nor subject to one’s convenience. |
Okay, I'm already sensing some discrepancies in this story.
I mean, was it a Hardee's or and Arby's? Inquiring minds want to know! |
The guy who knows all about how voting machines were supposedly hacked by Italian satellite technology accessing Nest thermostats doesn’t own a computer and runs his business from his iPhone. |
So many drug fueled conspiracies start in outer space. |
Also, he gave that interview – the one where he said he didn’t have a computer – on a computer. |
I hope the FBI at least allowed him to get his thickburger first. |