Do NOT come to Florida to visit or live

[Anonymous]

It's too hot.
And humid.
Alligators and mosquitoes and roaches and snakes.
Hurricanes.
The governor.
The governor's stupid new laws.
Lots of MAGAs and DeSanctimonious lovers.
Beaches are too crowded.
Water temperature is too warm.
Traffic.
Home prices rising.
Sinkholes.
Red tide.
Florida Man.
Woke has gone there to die.

If you were thinking about visiting Disney or renting, or even buying, a little condo by the beach, don't! You'll be sorry! Everything is wrong in Florida!

Also, it's full already, no more room.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

If you were thinking about visiting Disney or renting, or even buying, a little condo by the beach, don't!

No problem. I won't.

[Anonymous]

Interesting.

[Anonymous]

My aunt has a condo in Miami, and doesn't even bother to visit.

We're definitely not going.

[Anonymous]

No problem. I'd rather visit or live in about 48 other states than Florida. Only Mississippi and Arkansas are worse.

[Anonymous]

Dc is not your audience. Queens Ny is.

[Anonymous]

I have been enjoying the new thing where you Google “Florida Man” and your birthday. Very entertaining.

[Anonymous]

I love Florida. Eff DeSantis.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have been enjoying the new thing where you Google “Florida Man” and your birthday. Very entertaining.

Never heard of this and just tried it: “Meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage.”

As if there weren’t already enough reasons to avoid Florida!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have been enjoying the new thing where you Google “Florida Man” and your birthday. Very entertaining.

Never heard of this and just tried it: “Meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage.”

As if there weren’t already enough reasons to avoid Florida!

I got "Neighbors Complain About Florida Man Doing Yard Work Naked, Police Say It Is Legal"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Dc is not your audience. Queens Ny is.

Pretty much. It's already hot enough in the DC metro, we don't need to go to Florida for that.

[Anonymous]

I love Florida and DeSantis!

[Anonymous]

Worry about your own crime
mosquitoes,
knats,
plane noise
rats + rat race
Rascist man
Congestion
Traffic
Home prices
No representation
Homeless tents rampant poverty
House of cards power plays
Swamp

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Worry about your own crime
mosquitoes,
knats,
plane noise
rats + rat race
Rascist man
Congestion
Traffic
Home prices
No representation
Homeless tents rampant poverty
House of cards power plays
Swamp

NP.. I don't deal with most of that since I live in MoCo. Not too many racists here. It's not tolerated. As much as I complain about the schools here at least they aren't going to teach that slavery was in some ways good for the black slaves. wow... just .... wow.

[Anonymous]

Happy to oblige, op!