I like to charge rude, entitled adults who have no curfew and very few manners double time after their ETA so that they never bother to call me to sit for their poor kids again.
Rude PP: We're leaving now for drinks, dinner and the 10:00 movie.
Me: OK, so you'll be home around 12:30?
Rude PP: I have no idea when we'll come home. I don't have a curfew!
Me: I do need to tell you then that I'll be charging double time after 1 am, and that I will calculate your total owed based on 1/4 hour increments. Have a great night, and stay out as late as you can afford to stay out!