OMG, there are some really crazy people out there. Care and sittercity need to go away. Those poor children.

Anonymous wrote:LOOKING FOR OUR NEW LIVE IN NANNY FREE ROOM!! (LAKE ELSINORE)
PLEASE READ THIS ENTIRE ADD AS MOST QUESTIONS CAN BE ANSWERED BY READING THE ADD. THANK YOU
WE ARE LOOKING FOR A LIVE IN NANNY WE UNDERSTAND THEIR ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT DON'T NEED MUCH AND JUST WANT THINGS TO BE STEADY IN THERE LIFE WE KNOW PEOPLE FALL ON HARD TIMES AND FIGURE WHILE THIS IS A LOT OF WORK WITH NOT MUCH TO OFFER THIS IS NOT JUST THE OPPORTUNITY FOR SOMEONE TO HAVE A ROOF OVER THERE HEAD BUT HAVE A HOME.
WE ARE A FAMILY OF 5. WE ARE NOW LOOKING FOR A NEW NANNY. THIS IS NOT FOR EVERYONE. THIS POSITION REQUIRES A LOT OF LOVE FOR CHILDRED AND IS ONLY FOR SOMEONE THAT WOULD LIKE TO JUST BASICALLY BE A STAY AT HOME MOM AND DO STAY AT HOME MOM THINGS. COOKING CLEANING PLAYING WITH THE CHILDREN A POSITIVE ATTITUDE IS MUST. We are looking for a live in nanny. What we are looking for is someone that loves kids, and that can handle being with children most of the time. My husband and I work together so we work the same times. We do not have a set secedural and sometimes we will work a regular 8 hours day but sometimes we work very long days and that happens A lot during the summer. We run our own business and are on call 24-7 for emergency. We can not offer a certain set day off every week because most of the time we don't even know if we will have it off until that day. Sometimes we will have 3 days off in a week sometimes none. My daughter has school from 9am until 3pm until june 3rd so if you are reading this and it is after june 3 she will now be out of school for the summer. until june 3 she will need to be pick up and dropped off every school day ( car provided ). Our children are 18months 5 yrs. and 7yrs. We have another son that's 10yrs and he comes roughly every other weekend depending on how busy we have been at work, I do however like him homewith us whenever we can fit it in . We are offering Free room and board for someone wanting to have a arrangements like this. Internet, food, TV, personal things, (tooth paste womanly things and so on) car, bedroom are all provided for your services of taking WONDERFUL care of our children. WE ARE NOT OFFERING ANY CASH AT THIS TIME UNLESS we feel you will be sticking around AND THAT WOULD ONLY BE TAKEN INTO CONCERATION AFTER ATLEAST 3-4 MONTHS and we feel we have found someone that is amazing with our children and home then we would be willing to adjust our income to giving you a small salary to go along with everything else as we feel we are offering most needed already. We are good loving people that just want everything to be happy we are easy to get along with and easy to talk to. We are looking for someone that will play with the children not just "be here". We also need someone that is mature and for example : see's mommy or daddy is on the phone Lets go over here and play with this for a few minutes while they finish up. We want someone that is clean and will keep up with the home not clutter , because everything pertaining to the children is expected to be taken care of (laundry) sweeping mopping meal prep. ( doesn't need to cook a three course meal but they need to be feed something other then cookies). Must be good with animals. we have a few In/outside cats and three dogs outside.We are looking for long term not a month and if you have a child of your own we can accept that also. If you are looking for a great place to be and a family to be apart of please call me at 951-579-8190.CALL or TEXT, TEXTING IS THE VERY BEST WAY TO CONTACT ME IF YOUR ABLE PLEASE USE TEXTING.. I will ask you to send a recent picture of yourself right off the back so I can see who and what type of person I'm talking to. My pervious nanny is also avible to talk to if you have any questions as to what it is like living with our family she was with us for 6months so she knows everything inside and out. THERE ARE ALSO CAMERA'S IN THE HOME FOR THE PROTECTION OF MY CHILDREN. IF THIS BOTHERS YOU NO NEED TO APPLY

Who can turn down toothpaste and tampons?

Pp- Wtf for sure. Hopefully no homeless people are prowling Craigslist in your neighborhood.

LOOKING FOR OUR NEW LIVE IN NANNY FREE ROOM!! (LAKE ELSINORE)
PLEASE READ THIS ENTIRE ADD AS MOST QUESTIONS CAN BE ANSWERED BY READING THE ADD. THANK YOU
WE ARE LOOKING FOR A LIVE IN NANNY WE UNDERSTAND THEIR ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT DON'T NEED MUCH AND JUST WANT THINGS TO BE STEADY IN THERE LIFE WE KNOW PEOPLE FALL ON HARD TIMES AND FIGURE WHILE THIS IS A LOT OF WORK WITH NOT MUCH TO OFFER THIS IS NOT JUST THE OPPORTUNITY FOR SOMEONE TO HAVE A ROOF OVER THERE HEAD BUT HAVE A HOME.
WE ARE A FAMILY OF 5. WE ARE NOW LOOKING FOR A NEW NANNY. THIS IS NOT FOR EVERYONE. THIS POSITION REQUIRES A LOT OF LOVE FOR CHILDRED AND IS ONLY FOR SOMEONE THAT WOULD LIKE TO JUST BASICALLY BE A STAY AT HOME MOM AND DO STAY AT HOME MOM THINGS. COOKING CLEANING PLAYING WITH THE CHILDREN A POSITIVE ATTITUDE IS MUST. We are looking for a live in nanny. What we are looking for is someone that loves kids, and that can handle being with children most of the time. My husband and I work together so we work the same times. We do not have a set secedural and sometimes we will work a regular 8 hours day but sometimes we work very long days and that happens A lot during the summer. We run our own business and are on call 24-7 for emergency. We can not offer a certain set day off every week because most of the time we don't even know if we will have it off until that day. Sometimes we will have 3 days off in a week sometimes none. My daughter has school from 9am until 3pm until june 3rd so if you are reading this and it is after june 3 she will now be out of school for the summer. until june 3 she will need to be pick up and dropped off every school day ( car provided ). Our children are 18months 5 yrs. and 7yrs. We have another son that's 10yrs and he comes roughly every other weekend depending on how busy we have been at work, I do however like him homewith us whenever we can fit it in . We are offering Free room and board for someone wanting to have a arrangements like this. Internet, food, TV, personal things, (tooth paste womanly things and so on) car, bedroom are all provided for your services of taking WONDERFUL care of our children. WE ARE NOT OFFERING ANY CASH AT THIS TIME UNLESS we feel you will be sticking around AND THAT WOULD ONLY BE TAKEN INTO CONCERATION AFTER ATLEAST 3-4 MONTHS and we feel we have found someone that is amazing with our children and home then we would be willing to adjust our income to giving you a small salary to go along with everything else as we feel we are offering most needed already. We are good loving people that just want everything to be happy we are easy to get along with and easy to talk to. We are looking for someone that will play with the children not just "be here". We also need someone that is mature and for example : see's mommy or daddy is on the phone Lets go over here and play with this for a few minutes while they finish up. We want someone that is clean and will keep up with the home not clutter , because everything pertaining to the children is expected to be taken care of (laundry) sweeping mopping meal prep. ( doesn't need to cook a three course meal but they need to be feed something other then cookies). Must be good with animals. we have a few In/outside cats and three dogs outside.We are looking for long term not a month and if you have a child of your own we can accept that also. If you are looking for a great place to be and a family to be apart of please call me at 951-579-8190.CALL or TEXT, TEXTING IS THE VERY BEST WAY TO CONTACT ME IF YOUR ABLE PLEASE USE TEXTING.. I will ask you to send a recent picture of yourself right off the back so I can see who and what type of person I'm talking to. My pervious nanny is also avible to talk to if you have any questions as to what it is like living with our family she was with us for 6months so she knows everything inside and out. THERE ARE ALSO CAMERA'S IN THE HOME FOR THE PROTECTION OF MY CHILDREN. IF THIS BOTHERS YOU NO NEED TO APPLY

^^ as long as you know how to drive... No license necessary.

Full Time Nanny needed to care for 2 kids, 11 years and 7 years old in Herndon/OakHill. Monday to Friday 7:15AM to 6:30PM.
Salary $300 weekly.Must be flexible, able to cook for the kids and other household chores while the kids are in school, knowing to driving a plus.

LOOKING FOR A RELIABLE NANNY FOR MY 2YR OLD. MUST HAVE REFERENCES...OWN CAR...AND ABLE TO WORK SOME WEEKEND. WILL NEED TO DO SOME OVERNIGHT STAYS ASWELL, $4 AN HOUR....PLEASE CALL 801427....

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Anonymous wrote:We are in need of a trustworthy, clean, and affordable caregiver Monday through Friday in your home for my 18 week old son (as of 6/5/13). We would drop him off around 7:15 or 7:30am and pick him up around 5:15 or 5:30 (sometimes earlier a couple of days out the week). I know the rate isn't much, but we were hoping to get someone older (possibly retired) who enjoys children and could use the additional income. We pay on time every week - no delays or excuses. We currently have a caregiver, however we'll be moving 30 - 35 minutes away from her area.

What is she offering for a rate? Was it in the title/headline?

Oops...it's $65-$85/week

WOW they are looking for 50+ hours a week and are only willing to pay 65-85 a week!?!? I get that they are looking for an in home day care but that is still incredibly low! That comes out to 1.30 to 1.60 an hour!!!

Looks like the ISYN idiots have arrived.

I am looking for a caring, honest and very responsible nanny for my 10 month old daughter. Spanish speakers are preferred. Ideally the person has CPR and first aid training. The job includes cleaning my 2 bedroom condo once a week on Friday, when I am able to work from home and take care of the baby when the person cleans. The job is Monday to Friday 9 am to 5 pm. Underground parking.
I offer 2 weeks of paid vacation, 5 days of paid sick leave and all federal holidays paid.

$9-$10/hour

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Anonymous wrote:These ads make me very sad re: childcare in America. The mom who left her two kids in the car while she worked a 7 hour shift for example had probably posted something like these at some point

It is very sad, but I don't do my job out of the kindness of my heart. I have to support myself.

PP here and I'm a nanny too, also doing it to support myself and not for charity, but it still bums me out. When I read these I wish I was wealthy enough to start a high quality daycare for low income parents. It's clear there are a lot of families who need help.

That's just a fact of the way the world works. If you don't make a lot of money, you don't get the best things in life. If you did, there'd be no motivation to do better.

First off, you sound like a jerk.

Secondly, thanks for informing me how the world works. I will stop being sad for kids who are hungry or the workers who died in Bangladesh or the women being murdered by family members all over the world too, since that's "just the way the world works."

Or actually no, I won't, because we ARE the world and we can change it. Starting with our own attitudes.

We are interested in hiring a full time Christian nanny who enjoys reading, walking, playing and cooking. The person that we hire must have strong references from past families and have a lot of patience. Our family is easy going and respectful. We want the nanny to be the same. A driver's license is certainly a plus but is not required. We look forward to treating the person who we hire as a part of our family.

$200-$300/week

Need a nanny for Monday thru Friday.

Must be over 18
great with infants
nonsmoker
reliable transportation
childcare Certified
CPR certified
great personality

looking for a kindhearted professional nanny who loves babies to care for my infant from 7-5:30 pm monday- friday.

$100-$140/week

I plan to have another baby, so I want to build a relationship with a caregiver for my 4 year-old son. The approx. start date is July 2013 (but may be sooner for sporadic nights and weekends if you are available). For July and August it would be for Monday - Friday from 9AM - 5PM. When I have the second baby the schedule would be: Watch baby starting at about 9AM and pick up my son after school. I would get home about or a little BEFORE 6 PM. I can pretty much guarantee you at least 2 paid days off monthly (in addition to holidays) and paid time off when we take family vacation so you can schedule time for yourself / family. The school is about 1 block away from where I live.

$200-$250/week

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Anonymous wrote:
looking for POLY-friendly live in nanny / caregiver looking for a loving family.
Move to Tampa Bay very near the beaches
Hi, We're looking for a great person to join our family.
Do you enjoy caring for a wonderful home?
Do you enjoy take care of kids?
Do you want to have more children?
You must be clean, energetic, trustworthy, responsible, caring, patient, loving, fun and young at heart.
Openness to a family living a Christian polygyny sisterwife lifestyle.

Must have at experience with newborns and or older.
Must be available to live in and join in our loving family.
Must have great references (1 min.), quitting/non smoker, CLEAN BACKGROUND!
Must love what You do and take pride in it.
Must absolutely love working with children!
Does this sound like you? Send a pic we'd love to meet you!

Lmao no I don't want more kids haa

Ha! I missed that line. Not sure what they meant by it, but very strange indeed.

Pretty sure they are looking for another wife to bear kids otherwise why ask for picture and ask if they want to have children.