Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I will keep your child alive for minimum wage and fulfill his basic needs. Do not expect me to sit on the floor and play with him for more than 10 minutes. I will not do a curriculum or teach him anything, hopefully he will pick up talking from hearing the tv that will be on my shows all day long. I will not take him on outings as that is too much hassle and I'd have to be on since there are people around. I will not clean up after myself so don't expect that or any help around the house. Hopefully he doesn't get hurt while I'm here but I can't promise that since I will only check on him every 30 minutes.

Signed a "nanny" who works for minimum wage

This is obviously saying what a person who hires a nanny for minimum wage deserves, not what this nanny is actually like. +1