You are changing the baby's diaper and your 3 year old charge is watching you. You finish changing the diaper and you stand up with baby and diaper, and one of the hard poos rolls out of the diaper and hits 3 year old on head. Baby laughs and big brother laughs. Later that evening 3 year old tells MB "nanny made the baby poop on my head"

When you run to the store or to meet friends for a drink after work and you don't look carefully and have some sort of food stain ( at least you hope it's a food stain) smooshed on your shirt/ cheek.

Anonymous wrote:Your 2 year old charge pulls down your shirt, sees your cleavage, and goes into a giggle fit over the tushy on your chest.

chest tushy. that's a new one.

Hmm let me see baby and toddler song & music time it's a very free environment the children are encouraged to get up and move around and your charge crawls under the librarians skirt.

Your employer's family asks you when you have plans to marry and have kids of your own

Anonymous wrote:How old do you think op is?

I'll guess 18.

Your 2 year old charge pulls down your shirt, sees your cleavage, and goes into a giggle fit over the tushy on your chest.

I'll play. Your charge pulls down your shirt after library class.

You trip and fall, biting your lip while chasing your charge at the playground and all the little kids stare at you.

You are walking around the neighborhood narrating for your charge only your charge is still very little so most people can't see your charge until they are up close an you look like you are talking or singing to yourself.

Baby has an explosion as you walk through the door for preschool pickup and it leaks everywhere.

The dog pees on you as you are leaving the interview.

How old do you think op is?

1. Your 14 month old charge puts a booger in your mouth

2. You pick up your oldest charge from preschool and his friends yell " Larlo your mommy's here!"