O.P here, these are some funny gifts. Lol lol
I just remembered one mom was very thrifty. She mixed up some hot chocolate she already had in her kitchen cabinet with some other nasty spices.
Then she gave me 2 golden cups from the dollar store. She then proceeded to tell me not to put them in the dishwasher because "the gold" would come off.
We were in a share so again she was busy digging in the cabinet where she got out some dried kidney beans, noodles, rice and some spices. She then placed them in a mason jar. Then she wrote down a recipe telling them to make soup out of the ingredients. Lord, she added that they should add their own meat. Lol lol lol This couple and myself laughed so hard. We has tears running down our cheeks