Anonymous
Post 06/28/2014 19:48     Subject: Funny mistakes you've made that MB and DB don't need to know about......

I take my charges to do errands unrelated to them. Hopefully they learn that life is not all about them.
Anonymous
Post 06/28/2014 18:31     Subject: Funny mistakes you've made that MB and DB don't need to know about......

I'm thinking this forum is being invaded by NCT trolls and their rejects.
Anonymous
Post 06/28/2014 15:49     Subject: Funny mistakes you've made that MB and DB don't need to know about......

Bored. Thinking about putting a toad in the master bedroom next Friday evening. What do you all think?
Anonymous
Post 06/28/2014 15:28     Subject: Funny mistakes you've made that MB and DB don't need to know about......

Was outside with the one year old when I realized he snuck something in his mouth..pulled it out expecting a rock and it was a giant snail.
Anonymous
Post 06/28/2014 13:51     Subject: Funny mistakes you've made that MB and DB don't need to know about......

Such a troll we have here.
Anonymous
Post 06/28/2014 13:45     Subject: Funny mistakes you've made that MB and DB don't need to know about......

If you google razor comb, there are lots of pictures. That's probably what it was.
Anonymous
Post 06/28/2014 07:50     Subject: Re:Funny mistakes you've made that MB and DB don't need to know about......

My charge has both pooped and peed on the living room carpet. He is nearly 2. Both times he streaked after the bath and I was pretend chasing him. I washed it up. MB never needs to know.
Anonymous
Post 06/28/2014 03:44     Subject: Funny mistakes you've made that MB and DB don't need to know about......

Wow I always go around using others combs especially ones left on a desk. If this is true, you shouldbt be working with children. Hair falling out could have been the least of your problems, it could have cut your charge.
If your charge hands you something that's "new" and you've never seen one before look it over carefully, if there is a name anywhere on it google it, it "looked" like a comb?! I would love to see what you used. Does your nanny family have any pets or ever did? That could have been a special pet brush.
Anonymous
Post 06/28/2014 01:48     Subject: Funny mistakes you've made that MB and DB don't need to know about......

Anonymous wrote:The 1 1/2 yrs. old toddler girl and I were playing around in the parent's office and she took something off the desk and handed it to me. I didn't know what it was, but it resembled a little comb so I started to comb her hair with it, then mine. As I was combing my hair with it, I started noticing chunks of my hair falling on the carpet. At first, I thought it must be my imagination and kept combing, but then the little girl grabbed some and I nearly froze...Sure enough my hair was being sliced off!

I stopped "combing" my hair and hurriedly found a vacuum and vacuumed up all the hair. I panicked and looked at hers, but thankfully I had only "combed" hers a few seconds so no damage was done on hers. I looked at the little "comb" she had given me and noticed it had a blade inside it. I still do not know what that darn thing is...Probably some desk or office/paper-related thing, but imagine what would have happened had I decided to "comb" the little girl's hair longer? She may have been bald by the time Mommy got home.....


You're an idiot. Since when do you use someone else's comb?
Anonymous
Post 06/28/2014 01:32     Subject: Funny mistakes you've made that MB and DB don't need to know about......

The 1 1/2 yrs. old toddler girl and I were playing around in the parent's office and she took something off the desk and handed it to me. I didn't know what it was, but it resembled a little comb so I started to comb her hair with it, then mine. As I was combing my hair with it, I started noticing chunks of my hair falling on the carpet. At first, I thought it must be my imagination and kept combing, but then the little girl grabbed some and I nearly froze...Sure enough my hair was being sliced off!

I stopped "combing" my hair and hurriedly found a vacuum and vacuumed up all the hair. I panicked and looked at hers, but thankfully I had only "combed" hers a few seconds so no damage was done on hers. I looked at the little "comb" she had given me and noticed it had a blade inside it. I still do not know what that darn thing is...Probably some desk or office/paper-related thing, but imagine what would have happened had I decided to "comb" the little girl's hair longer? She may have been bald by the time Mommy got home.....
Anonymous
Post 06/27/2014 14:46     Subject: Funny mistakes you've made that MB and DB don't need to know about......

Hahaha I think my brother and I ate a fair amount of our dog's rawhide (and our cats' cat food!) as babies too.

I can't think of anything off the bat, although MB did get to see her oldest son (3) rolling, rolling, rolling right off her bed into my arms this morning. Thank goodness I was there to catch him. Oof.
Anonymous
Post 06/27/2014 13:48     Subject: Funny mistakes you've made that MB and DB don't need to know about......

Are you really this bored?
Anonymous
Post 06/27/2014 13:46     Subject: Funny mistakes you've made that MB and DB don't need to know about......

Nope no troll. I thought it was funny, the dog was so determined to try to get him to play with her. She would try to share her other toys with him too. No more gross that a number of other things he puts in his mouth.
Anonymous
Post 06/27/2014 13:38     Subject: Funny mistakes you've made that MB and DB don't need to know about......

Troll.
Anonymous
Post 06/27/2014 13:30     Subject: Funny mistakes you've made that MB and DB don't need to know about......

I'll go first, my 7 month old charge was playing on the carpet while I was rinsing out bottles. I was concentrating and trying get some caked on formula off when I looked up to see that the dog was in the process of trying share it's chewed on raw hide with the baby. My charge was lying on his back and the dog had placed the raw hide in my charges hands trying to get him to play with her. When I ran over to take it away my charge had already put it in his mouth. Didn't write that in the log.....