We are looking for a licensed daycare provider in xxxx yyyyyy, or zzzzzz, to care for my 4 year old son during business hours (full-time Mo-Fr, starting in Feburary at the latest). It is very important that the provider is happy, honest, direct, loves kids, and uses only positive guidance methods (no timeouts). I look forward to hearing from you!

I found the title quite funny.
Anyone have any funny ads they have come across?