Anonymous
Post 06/05/2013 11:52     Subject: Post your CL-WTF's here

We are in need of a trustworthy, clean, and affordable caregiver Monday through Friday in your home for my 18 week old son (as of 6/5/13). We would drop him off around 7:15 or 7:30am and pick him up around 5:15 or 5:30 (sometimes earlier a couple of days out the week). I know the rate isn't much, but we were hoping to get someone older (possibly retired) who enjoys children and could use the additional income. We pay on time every week - no delays or excuses. We currently have a caregiver, however we'll be moving 30 - 35 minutes away from her area.
Anonymous
Post 06/05/2013 11:48     Subject: Post your CL-WTF's here

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Hello my Name is Sallay a mom of triplets whose looking for extra set of hands at home with my triplets; I will be home with you doing all the work, just need extra set of hands for feedings and when the babies cry. I can only afford $500 a month, $250 every two weeks. you can come stay with me for the week or month I have ample space in my house. monday through sunday would be great but very flexible with the days. please give me a call at 5712259860 if you are interested. if you have a grandma or know someone that has a grandma who would like to be around kids and make a small fee would also be great.


No phone numbers. Not cool.


They posted their number on CL. They aren't concerned about protecting their privacy.


Yep, I'm the person who posted that ad, it was off of the DC area Craigslist. If it was off a membership site like sittercity or any type of group where you have to register/be approved for membership or something, I would feel differently.
Anonymous
Post 06/05/2013 11:34     Subject: Post your CL-WTF's here

I am new to the area and am looking for child care. I have a three year old who minds very well. I am willing to pay 100 per week for a Christian babysitter. Attendance will be 4 days a week at 5 to 6 hrs a day. I will interview all who respond. Thank you
Anonymous
Post 06/05/2013 11:24     Subject: Post your CL-WTF's here

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Hello my Name is Sallay a mom of triplets whose looking for extra set of hands at home with my triplets; I will be home with you doing all the work, just need extra set of hands for feedings and when the babies cry. I can only afford $500 a month, $250 every two weeks. you can come stay with me for the week or month I have ample space in my house. monday through sunday would be great but very flexible with the days. please give me a call at 5712259860 if you are interested. if you have a grandma or know someone that has a grandma who would like to be around kids and make a small fee would also be great.


No phone numbers. Not cool.


They posted their number on CL. They aren't concerned about protecting their privacy.
Anonymous
Post 06/05/2013 11:12     Subject: Post your CL-WTF's here

Anonymous wrote:Hello my Name is Sallay a mom of triplets whose looking for extra set of hands at home with my triplets; I will be home with you doing all the work, just need extra set of hands for feedings and when the babies cry. I can only afford $500 a month, $250 every two weeks. you can come stay with me for the week or month I have ample space in my house. monday through sunday would be great but very flexible with the days. please give me a call at 5712259860 if you are interested. if you have a grandma or know someone that has a grandma who would like to be around kids and make a small fee would also be great.


No phone numbers. Not cool.
Anonymous
Post 06/05/2013 11:09     Subject: Post your CL-WTF's here

Hello,

We need an experienced, caring sitter to care for 6 month old baby boy.

To start June 9

Days: MON-TUES-WEDN
Hours: 1:30 PM -6:30 PM
Pay is fixed, for the 3 afternoons you will get $70-$90(depending on your age/experience)

We might also need those afternoons for our 4 yr old, who will go to Pre-K in Sept.
So If you do not mind watching 2 kids, then the pay will be
$120-$130 (depending on your age/experience) for the 3 afternoons.

You will babysit at our house in zip code 30022

Second language is a plus
We speak English and Dutch

Reliable transportation required,
References required, CPR Certified preferred.

WHEN YOU REPLY, PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU CAN START 6/9 AND IF YOU PREFER TO WATCH 1 CHILD OR 2 CHILDREN...
Anonymous
Post 06/05/2013 11:07     Subject: Post your CL-WTF's here

I am looking for childcare for my 4 year old son (turns 5 in Sept.) who will be starting Kindergarten in the fall at Liberty Elementary School. The hours would need to be from 10:50a-5:30p. Depending on bus routes, he may need to be picked up daily. I have currently requested morning session for him. My max budget is $600 per month. I would like someone to be able to assist him with homework, and someone who has a curriculum that they follow. If you are interested, please contact me. Thank you!!!
Anonymous
Post 06/05/2013 11:05     Subject: Post your CL-WTF's here

Hello my Name is Sallay a mom of triplets whose looking for extra set of hands at home with my triplets; I will be home with you doing all the work, just need extra set of hands for feedings and when the babies cry. I can only afford $500 a month, $250 every two weeks. you can come stay with me for the week or month I have ample space in my house. monday through sunday would be great but very flexible with the days. please give me a call at 5712259860 if you are interested. if you have a grandma or know someone that has a grandma who would like to be around kids and make a small fee would also be great.
Anonymous
Post 06/05/2013 10:55     Subject: Post your CL-WTF's here

We are looking for a Spanish-speaking nanny to care for our children (4 and 5 years old) over the summer in our home. The hours would be 8-6:30pm, Monday-Friday. We need someone who has his/her driver's license and car and can transport our children to swim classes and summer camps. Weekly rate of $300.
Anonymous
Post 06/05/2013 10:54     Subject: Post your CL-WTF's here


I am expecting a baby girl in August 2013. I will be going back to work in November 2013. I am looking for someone to keep her Mon-Fri from noon to 5 or 6 PM (sometimes longer, like 8 hours). I would like to get someone lined up and become familiar with that person.
$150 / Week
Anonymous
Post 06/05/2013 10:42     Subject: Post your CL-WTF's here

I actually like the CL WTFs.

Sometimes I wonder if the people are for real, or if they are just trying to get their own entertainment by seeing what kind of people would actually respond to that.
Anonymous
Post 06/05/2013 10:32     Subject: Post your CL-WTF's here

what's wrong with CL-WTFs. Those were the only reasons I used to read ISYN!! I dont' have the patience to search for them by myself lol.
Anonymous
Post 06/05/2013 09:59     Subject: Post your CL-WTF's here

^^
If you don't like it, don't read it.
Anonymous
Post 06/05/2013 09:54     Subject: Post your CL-WTF's here

Go away.
Anonymous
Post 06/05/2013 09:41     Subject: Post your CL-WTF's here


I am a loving mother of two beautiful girls, ages 5 and 3 years old. I need a capable and responsible nanny ASAP. My current work hours are from 9am to 5:30pm typically unless I do OT. My husband is not working currently but is a student. The new quarter starts for him June 19th. He will be going to school Wed -- Friday weekly. He is also doing an orientation for a Detention Officer position, so at this point we are not sure what his work schedule will be or if he will have one.

I would like a "I scratch your back, you scratch my back" type of arrangement. I will be paying for your transportation via Marta card or gas in your car, if you choose not to be an "in house" nanny. I will pay or provide for all of your food within the home. You have free usage of my cable and internet. And I will pay a bi-weekly allowance for your assistance, which will increase over time.

What I need is someone to love and take care of my girls and my home as well as I would. My daughters will be starting school soon so the amount of hours needed will be limited, but the pay will not all together decrease. I need things done around my home as well. I MUST HAVE A CLEAN HOUSE AT ALL TIMES. I need the laundry to be done and I need my kitchen and bathrooms to be always clean. Pretty much, clean up after the girls and yourself...especially if I am not there.

I am very involved with my girls growth. I am a clean person and I intend to keep my home clean as I always have. I need someone that is not going to make my job as a mother, a wife and a working woman harder...but I need someone that is going to assist me. I need someone that is going to take the initiative; who can openly communicate respectfully and honestly.

I need someone that can lovingly provide instruction and care to my girls; play with them; assist them in their studies. I also need someone that respects our spiritual beliefs and does not try to impose their personal opinions. I also need someone that is not going to consider this a job all together, but I want them to feel they are a part of the family.

I need someone with very high morals; someone that will respect my home and that I can trust when I am not there. A background check will be done as well as drug test.

If you are looking for a very high paying job, this is not for you. Because you will be a part of the family, you will want for nothing. You don't have to worry about food, room and board or how you are going to get things that you need. I need someone who is loyal, and is looking to at least stay for about a good year to two. I had hired another nanny who has been with me for 6 months, but she is moving to Tennessee to live with her father, and is going back to school. My girls grew attached to her and she was like a younger sister to me, but I need someone that is stable.

Rate:
$75 / Week - $250 / Week