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[quote=Anonymous]Well, here's a test you can ask her to perform in front of you: Buy a 30 lb octopus. If no octopi are for sale, buys 30 lb monkey. Hand animal to potential nanny. Start filming nanny holding animal. Tell her to climb up and down stairs while holding the animal you purchased. Repeat at various speeds 4-8 times. Agitate animal with loud noises. Have potential nanny carry agitated animal up and down stairs at least 12 times. Chant "Faster, faster, faster, don't slip!" at her occasionally. Retrieve animal. Thank nanny and tell her you will be in touch. Return animal to seller. Review video footage. Realize nanny managed quite well. No tripping. Call nanny and offer her the job. Be laughed at by nanny who accepted position with sane employers. Start nanny search again. Retrieve octopus or monkey as needed for testing other potential nannies. Be turned down repeatedly due to your insanity. Place child in day care. [/quote]
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