Anonymous wrote:Tristan
Peter

You are a dreamer and came up with these names when you were in middle school, long before you met husband, Greg. You have always wishes Greg's name was really Mark. Tristan and Peter attend private school and you live in McLean in a Mcmansion. You throw 2 lovely, if bland, barbeque parties every summer and spend 2 weeks at Bethany at your family's beach house. You don't work, but volunteer so mcuh at the school that if feels liek a job.

Tristan
Peter

Sabine. An only for the moment.

DD1: Leah
DD2: Gemma

Anonymous wrote:Josephine

You are an academic couple. One of you, probably mom, spent almost 10 years as a child somewhere in Africa where your father, also an academic, studied anthropology and made quite a name for himself. As a consequence, you have a very slight accent when pronouncing some words, an accent that people can't quite place. In your work and personal lives, you strongly advocate for social justice causes. You toy with the idea of having another child, but your lives are so busy, and, besides, you believe in ZPG. Even pursuing this one pregnancy required quite a bit of intellectualizing its rationale, but since mom's 40th birthday was around the corner, it came down to "now or never." You adore your child, but sometimes can't wait for her to grow up so you can talk about Big Ideas.

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Malcolm and Zola


You're white and DH is black. Your kids are beautiful, and Zola loves her daddy something fierce. Malcolm is super sporty and a great big brother. He has a weird birthmark on his foot and Zola is sad she doesn't have a matching one. DH is the first black guy you ever dated, and you were so nervous before meeting his family that you made him sit in the car with you while you cried, then fixed your makeup. But his mom gave you a huge smile and equally huge hug and the two of you have gotten along famously since Day 1. His sisters were harder to win over and you've always felt they're a bit cool to you, though polite.

Those stories in the news about that white guy who went to WalMart with his black kids always make your DH very uncomfortable. You work in the front office of the local elementary school which you can walk to, and like being home when the kids get home from school. Your most embarrassing moment involving your kids was when you were giving birth to Malcolm and pooped on the bed in front of DH. You'd been told the nurses would immediately get rid of it and you were livid they didn't and your DH noticed. Your most embarrassing moment not involving your kids was when you were texting while crossing the street, didn't lift your foot high enough to clear the curb and tripped and fell. You broke your iPhone, and that night when DH asked how you just told him you dropped it, but then in bed that night when he saw your knee and asked about it, you cried confessing the truth. The next day he came home from work with a new iPhone and knee pads for you. The two of you are very in love.



Wow!!! You were really close! We are a very loving multicultural family and the kids are beautiful. Those difference were harder for his family to accept. And though I work in a different profession than the one listed, I did take my current job so that I can be home when the kids get home from school.

Anonymous wrote:Scott
Andrew
Tara
Betsy
Sally

I am guessing one of the girls posted this...It is her family of orgin...Siblings all born in the 1960s and 1970's. The family is from New England. Mother was a WASP and from money. She went to a girls' college. Father was less WASPY. Very preppy family. Vacationed at longtime family cabin on Lake Winnepasaukee. Most of these siblings went to good colleges like Williams and Middlebury and Swarthmore. All are married now with kids and some are in the DC area. Nice family. Very athletic. Mom liked to play tennis. Father was an engineer or teacher. Mom was a SAHM but took up painting after the kids were grown. Parents are still together and still live in the same house.

Anonymous wrote:Adam
Sarah

This is a mixed Jewish/Christian marriage. Parents met at an Ivy league. They are both attorneys - gov't and small firm. Adam does not play sports. Sarah is more athletic. The kids bicker a lot. The parents vacation on the Jersey shore.

Sara
Kari
Luke

Anonymous wrote:Max
Henry

These are your dogs. You are a single professional woman who has lived in DC since grad. school 25 years ago. You are now in your late 40s and never expected to still be single. However, you love your life and have lots of friends and can afford to travel. You have been dating less and less as the years go by...but your dogs keep you company. You are devoted to them and take walks with them every morning and every evening with your best friend - the gay neighbor.

Anonymous wrote:Caleb and Senta

The parents had Caleb in their early 40's...then had secondary infertility and adopted Senta from Guatamala. Mom works from home part time as a grant writer. Father has some sort of professional job - prob. in the State Dept. They live in Arlington, VA.

Anonymous wrote:Mary Ellen
Molly
Katherine (Katie)

You obviously did not realize that Mollly is a nickname for Mary...so you essentially gave your first two children the same name. You are a youngish Irish Catholic SAHM. You plan to have more children.

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Anonymous wrote:Hendrix
Juniper

I am hoping this is a joke...but if not,

The mother is a single mom who is covered with tattoos. Hendrix's dad was a musician. Juniper's dad is a tattoo artist. The mom lives with her parents in a suburb because she is broke and needs to take care of the children. she is completely unrealistic about how she is going to support herself and the kids in years to come. she enjoys doing role playing games on the computer at night after the kids are asleep and attended Rennaissance Festivals on summer weekends.

You can tell I was an alcoholic because all I could think about these names was, "Mom really fucking loves her gin." I like your theory better.

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Anonymous wrote:DS1: Mark
DS2: Noah
DD3: Caroline
DS4: Isaac

Christian, not Catholic. Either Dad's name is Mark and DS1 is a junior, or there is an age gap between Mark and Noah ... or Mark has a different father than the younger three.

Caroline is into all the pretty pretty princess stuff, or at least her mom is. Her room looks like pink and fluffy threw up on it.

Wrong except for Caroline. She is a big fan of princesses, although mom is not!

Anonymous wrote:Madeline
Molly
Mark

Madeline and Molly were the two girls Mom wanted, and she picked their names. Mark was either an oops or a trying for a boy because Dad nagged while secretly hoping for a third girl. Dad named Mark.