Anonymous
Post 06/13/2013 22:21     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Clara or Claire


thoughts?
Anonymous
Post 06/13/2013 22:09     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Caroline
Elizabeth
William


LOL. My two daughters are Elizabeth and Caroline and if either had been a boy, his name would have been William.
Anonymous
Post 06/13/2013 22:05     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
*etsy store in which - not "etsy shipping"!
Anonymous
Post 06/13/2013 22:04     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Please, please tell me about us: DS Felix and DD Salome.


You want people to believe you are literary but you read Us Weekly magazine and believe strongly in your horoscope. Your mom hated the name Salome and told you people would call her Salmon and Salami. In fact they sometimes do but you would never admit that to her. Your husband works as an electrical engineer and you have your own business which is an etsy shipping which you sell jewelry you make in your craft room. You hope one day to maybe land an investor and get your bracelets in boutique stores. Sometimes you wear saris though you are not Indian. Your family has two cats named Ren and Stimpy. You're not a great cook and consider your specialty to be sloppy joes but you give a good blow job.
Anonymous
Post 06/13/2013 21:40     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Lily
Anonymous
Post 06/13/2013 21:28     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:India and Liam


NP--I will take a shot.

One of you is old money, possibly southern, but real money hasn't been in your family since the 19th century (the kind that built palaces in Newport, RI). You love your parents as they are generous and interesting people, but you are afraid of turning into a gin-soaked WASPs. Like most of your relatives.

You went to a small uber liberal college in the Pacific NW to escape this heritage. You met your DH in San Francisco, where he made bank during the Dot Com Gold Rush of the early 2000s. But the company tanked. Fortunately, you went to a good law school, and now are back East working for a white shoe law firm. DH is a blogger and a SAHD. You are jealous of his close relationship with Liam and India and kinda wish DH would go back to work so you could have more equal roles in parenting and earning money.


I want to be these people.
Anonymous
Post 06/13/2013 21:26     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Maura
Luke
Amelia
Anonymous
Post 06/13/2013 21:19     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Please, please tell me about us: DS Felix and DD Salome.
Anonymous
Post 06/13/2013 21:19     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:India and Liam


NP--I will take a shot.

One of you is old money, possibly southern, but real money hasn't been in your family since the 19th century (the kind that built palaces in Newport, RI). You love your parents as they are generous and interesting people, but you are afraid of turning into a gin-soaked WASPs. Like most of your relatives.

You went to a small uber liberal college in the Pacific NW to escape this heritage. You met your DH in San Francisco, where he made bank during the Dot Com Gold Rush of the early 2000s. But the company tanked. Fortunately, you went to a good law school, and now are back East working for a white shoe law firm. DH is a blogger and a SAHD. You are jealous of his close relationship with Liam and India and kinda wish DH would go back to work so you could have more equal roles in parenting and earning money.
Anonymous
Post 06/13/2013 21:14     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:DS - Leif
DS - Rad


Trust fund hippie. You have a big dog and followed Phish for a summer in college.


We have a little dog. The rest is accurate.
Anonymous
Post 06/13/2013 21:01     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:DS - Leif
DS - Rad


Trust fund hippie. You have a big dog and followed Phish for a summer in college.
Anonymous
Post 06/13/2013 20:46     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
LP here:

Leopold also has my (im the mom) last name as a middle name.
Anonymous
Post 06/13/2013 20:45     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
DS: Leopold (goes by Leo)

oh, do me! do me!

sorry I don't have more offspring to round out the picture!
Anonymous
Post 06/13/2013 20:45     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:James and Charlie


You're a pediatrician and now that you're working only 3 days per week you sometimes wonder why you even went to medical school. Not that you're complaining. I mean, Christ,look at what your college roommate who went to law school is going through. And you met James and Charlie's dad in med school. (He's an ENT and is quiet with a great sense of humor though he does tend toward melancholy at times.). You've been married 15 years and you love him him dearly. You hope your boys will turn out like their dad (minus the moodiness) but fear James may take after your underachieving brother.
Anonymous
Post 06/13/2013 20:39     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
DS - Leif
DS - Rad