I broke my leg and have two on quarantine. It’s a nightmare.

Anonymous wrote:My confession: I have a pretty sizable stash of chocolate that I am hiding from my family members.

How big is sizable? Like a 2lb box of See’s? A 5 lb bag of snickers?

I used to pick my nose. A lot. As in a couple times every hour and more when I was driving.

Now I don't. I hope I see few respiratory issues of all sorts now.

I have been working remotely for eight years. Now, with husband and kids here full time, my whole work life has been turned upside down. I am used to short periods when they’ve been around while I’m working, but now I see those were heavenly. The noise! The clutter! Plus the dishes! Making every meal at home!

Anonymous wrote:Is it drinking alone if it's a video happy hour?

No, that's called drinking responsibly. You're not drinking and driving.

Is it drinking alone if it's a video happy hour?

Anonymous wrote:I hate you all. I am now home full time with my 7, 5, 3 year olds and 6 month old. I am losing my mind. I haven’t had a moment peace from 7-7 for 5 days. They are always up my butt. I can’t do this until summer. I will develop a drinking problem.

You want to dance, you gotta pay the band.

Anonymous wrote:Working for home makes me hate my job and colleagues even more and I didn't think that was possible.

A day later and I hate them more than I did the day before.

I made jello shots tonight

Am I the only Fed on telework that still actually has things to do?
My friend who works for another directorate at our agency told me her “work” has pretty much dried up and she has no idea how her boss is spending all her time.
Meanwhile, business as usual for me. I get no breaks. My kids are on video games and YouTube all day long because I have to get things done.
But hey, no bra, no shoes!

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I am an introvert so I’m secretly enjoying being at home

we have trained for this moment our entire lives!

I have not trained to be in a house full of people every moment of every day, potentially for months. I’m not getting the true introvert experience. I need an upgrade.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I am an introvert so I’m secretly enjoying being at home

we have trained for this moment our entire lives!

+1
So true!

Business on the top- party on the bottom ( sweats or pj pants) . My co is all about the video calls and meetings.

I f*ed DW while DC and my MIL were watching cartoons downstairs. We were both, naturally, on the clock.

Anonymous wrote:I pulled up Bill Nye the Science Guy on YouTube for my seven year old so I could get something done. First he freaked me out by saying he had switched it to heavy metal until I realized it was just Bill Nye covering Nivana's Smells Like Teen Spirit with science lyrics. But then he stumbled on something with clips from Full Metal Jacket. Time to figure out parental controls.

You can put any youtube link into safetube and it will take away the ads and it doesn't roll into any other video when it's done