Q: Does Coronavirus prefer taking stairs or elevator?

A: Elevator.

Q: Why?

A.: Because it is good at Math... smaller volume, More people per sq. ft.
Oh and the music is great.

Q: What a lawyer and Coronavirus have in common?

A: They just love new cases.

Anonymous wrote:The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

Q: What did the pigs say when they heard that Coronavirus is spreading?

A: They didn’t say anything, they quickly barricaded the barn door from the inside.

Q: What do people say right after learning that they have tested positive for Coronavirus.

A: O.. F word.

Q: What if they don’t use the F word?

A: They say O...S word.

Q: What if thy don’t use vulgarities?

A: OMG.

Q: what about the rest of the people?

A: They say OMFG.

Q: What is the difference between cold butter and Coronavirus?

A: Coronavirus spreads much easier.

Q: What is the best protection from Coronavirus?

A: 1569 Rolls of toilet paper.

Q: Why?

A: Because once you bring it home, and unpack, you won’t be able to find the entry door ever again.

Q: What is the very first symptom of Coronavirus.

A: Trouble finding a place that has the testing kits available.