Anonymous wrote:Coffee in bed every morning is not going to excuse all that other sh*t he does, OP. My 5 year old son knows to put his clothes away properly, turn the lights off, and unload the dishwasher.

Obviously it's not an excuse. OP doesn't say it is, but it does help keep things in perspective. Good lord, so many of you took this simple, appreciative post as a chance to bash your husbands and complain about all the things wrong with a DH bringing coffee in the morning (it's too early, it would be cold, I don't drink coffee, etc.). It's no wonder your marriages are miserable.

Sounds great! My husband does a lot, but I would love him evenmore if he brought me a cappuchino with foamed milk every am. Bonus if he pours it in a heart

Coffee in bed every morning is not going to excuse all that other sh*t he does, OP. My 5 year old son knows to put his clothes away properly, turn the lights off, and unload the dishwasher.

Anonymous wrote:^^the "bitter harpy" guy is back. yay.

There is more than one "bitter harpy" guy. Just like there is more than one bitter harpy. I think I may have been the first but the above is not me. There are times it's appropriate but I like to be more creative in my replies that just going back to the well. Occasionally, nothing describes it better and I trot it back out.

^^the "bitter harpy" guy is back. yay.

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Anonymous wrote:men, marry a woman who give you a ___ every morning in bed

Rare as hen's teeth. A unicorn. You won't find any on DCUM that's for damn sure.

Maybe you'd find one for yourself if you didn't spend your time bitching about women on a forum that's predominately made up of women. get a life/hobby

I'm not looking. I am very happy with my DW (even though she doesn't wake me up with BJs). I was merely trying to convey that it was poor advice. Sort of like advising a woman to marry a multi-millionaire. Great idea in theory, but you may end up waiting a long, long time. And then even if you do marry one, he might end up being all wrong for you in other ways. Kind of like PP whose wife DID wake him up with BJs, but apparently also liked to do the same for lots of other guys. While they were married.

I was also taking a shot at bitter harpies like yourself just for the fun of it.

He brings me Hermès from his trips.

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Anonymous wrote:men, marry a woman who give you a ___ every morning in bed

Rare as hen's teeth. A unicorn. You won't find any on DCUM that's for damn sure.

Maybe you'd find one for yourself if you didn't spend your time bitching about women on a forum that's predominately made up of women. get a life/hobby

I made her coffee this morning so that it would be ready when she got back from her workout.

That’s like eating someone else’s food from the breakroom refrigerator.

I just got back from my wife’s favorite coffee shop and put coffee on her bedside table.