Haven't seen her in a while, but the Relationships poster who was happy her DH suddenly died because she hated being married to him.

Anonymous wrote:I hate the poster in the entertainment forum who is always like "Who's that?" Dude, is your google broken? If you don't know who someone is because you're too smart to keep up with the Kardashians, then just skip the thread.

Your name is not attached to your "who?" comment, so it's not like we can say "Wow, Paige Thurburg is SO smart and well-read!"

Ooh, I think you’re right! I recognize both those frequent anecdotes from Family Relationships.

Anonymous wrote:This thread is the best bday present

OP here, and happy birthday! Hope we can keep the fun going.

The "is it classy to do this' lady?
Which salad dressing is the most high class?
Can I spray air freshener or is that not high class enough?
Which brand of paper towels are the most high class?
How often do high class ladies shave their legs?

This poster may or may not be the same as the gold digger lady who always wants to know how to snag herself a big old wallet. Should I go hear to find my meal ticket? What outfit is best for attracting a meal ticket? What color lipstick works best for attracting a meal ticket?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:2 words:
green beans

Tell me more; who is this and what is it about green beans?

C'mon, you know: green beans with your one slice of pizza!

Or three asparagus spears!

Anonymous wrote:Sad mom of only (with the surgeon husband) makes me sad but also irritated because she refuses to seek therapy. She posts all the time about this and obviously needs a professional.

I'm Sad Mom and I have sought therapy many times but I did not find any of it helpful at all. I also saw an infertility therapist, also not helpful at all.

Anonymous wrote:Frequenter of health and special needs forum.

Health: The Lyme lady. Someone else already has mentioned the perimenopause lady.

Special Needs: The two posters who battle over autism spectrum disorder vs. receptive-expressive language disorder.

Ah, yes, the Lyme lady. Any malady from allergies to pneumonia, Lyme disease should be considered.

Anonymous wrote:The "Have you ever said no to sex with your husband? Then it's a sexless relationship and he's entitled to an open marriage" poster. My eyes just about roll out of my head every time he posts. I can picture his chubby hands typing furiously away as his ruddy face gets even redder.

LOL I was going to post this.

This person has some sort of OCD on this subject. I also feel sorry if he's actually married.

Frequenter of health and special needs forum.

Health: The Lyme lady. Someone else already has mentioned the perimenopause lady.

Special Needs: The two posters who battle over autism spectrum disorder vs. receptive-expressive language disorder.

Anonymous wrote:The person in the job forum who can't understand why their temp to perm job assignments never turn perm.

Is she the same poster that didn't deposit checks or send out thank you cards? "I didn't do my job, but I can't believe they fired me." Ugh.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There is a group of posters whose answer to every small family dispute is 1. Cut them off or 2. Get a divorce. I can’t help but imagine their lives are lonely in real life. And it is always things like “how do I get my spouse to notice he needs to take out the trash?” “Get a divorce.”

All of you who are posting about groups of posters (those people who post "this", those people whose classes of responses you don't like, etc.) are not getting the point of this thread!

Thank you!

And thank you to the person who mentioned Easy Peasy. In the DC schools section we have Heritage Mom, Vegetable Lasagna and Martin Asturmuhle.

That was me who mentioned it! Glad I'm not alone in finding Easy Peasy noticeable.

"Your car broke down and you aren't sure how to get to work next week? Just move to a house near the Metro and unicycle to the Metro stop every day! Easy peasy!"

The "women can't bulk up from lifting heavy" and the "women absolutely can bulk up" posters. On any thread discussing working out with weights, you can count on these two showing up and fighting about the topic. Others join in and then the "you're not bulky, you're fat" poster turns up.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There is a group of posters whose answer to every small family dispute is 1. Cut them off or 2. Get a divorce. I can’t help but imagine their lives are lonely in real life. And it is always things like “how do I get my spouse to notice he needs to take out the trash?” “Get a divorce.”

All of you who are posting about groups of posters (those people who post "this", those people whose classes of responses you don't like, etc.) are not getting the point of this thread!

Thank you!

And thank you to the person who mentioned Easy Peasy. In the DC schools section we have Heritage Mom, Vegetable Lasagna and Martin Asturmuhle.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The poster who always posts one word 'This.' I picture her sloshing on a computer with a giant glass of wine all alone at night as usual.

Psssst... there’s not just one poster doing this.

This.


Oh, sh*t, my wine sloshed out of my glass!

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:2 words:
green beans

Tell me more; who is this and what is it about green beans?

C'mon, you know: green beans with your one slice of pizza!