Anonymous
12/25/2016 16:57
Subject: Re:What is your IDEAL partner if you could have absolutely anyone to marry or be with long term?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Man who is very intelligent, funny, witty, a bit eccentric, wide range of interests, good cook, tall, dark, handsome, a little nerdy, outdoorsy
I have a friend like this but he is pretty arrogant and a dating disaster.
Me too. Still single, never married and very well off at 40+. I hate it whenever a current gf asks "what's J's story?" Truth is he'll never marry and you are wasting you time.
Turns out when you're a tall handsome smart rich guy, you can get away with being an ass.
Anonymous
12/25/2016 14:32
Subject: Re:What is your IDEAL partner if you could have absolutely anyone to marry or be with long term?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Has the "tenured professor" ever revealed what subject matter he teaches??
Dildology
This is the most underappreciated comment on DCUM.
Anonymous
12/25/2016 05:15
Subject: Re:What is your IDEAL partner if you could have absolutely anyone to marry or be with long term?
I want a woman. Period. Beggars cant be choosers
Anonymous
12/25/2016 04:05
Subject: Re:What is your IDEAL partner if you could have absolutely anyone to marry or be with long term?
Anonymous wrote:I don't know why I am writing this, but I wish I was with someone easy going, someone mentally stable (no anxiety, not controlling, no OCDs), someone who's game for anything, kind, smart, and funny. I wanted some very different things when I was young and I got them in DH. My bad.
This would be awesome.
Anonymous
12/25/2016 03:14
Subject: What is your IDEAL partner if you could have absolutely anyone to marry or be with long term?
A woman who likes lots of sex.
Anonymous
12/25/2016 00:51
Subject: Re:What is your IDEAL partner if you could have absolutely anyone to marry or be with long term?
I don't know why I am writing this, but I wish I was with someone easy going, someone mentally stable (no anxiety, not controlling, no OCDs), someone who's game for anything, kind, smart, and funny. I wanted some very different things when I was young and I got them in DH. My bad.
Anonymous
12/24/2016 21:54
Subject: Re:What is your IDEAL partner if you could have absolutely anyone to marry or be with long term?
Jon Batiste
Questlove
Black Thought
Questlove
Black Thought
Anonymous
12/24/2016 15:42
Subject: Re:What is your IDEAL partner if you could have absolutely anyone to marry or be with long term?
Anonymous wrote:Has the "tenured professor" ever revealed what subject matter he teaches??
Dildology
Anonymous
12/24/2016 15:32
Subject: Re:What is your IDEAL partner if you could have absolutely anyone to marry or be with long term?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Man who is very intelligent, funny, witty, a bit eccentric, wide range of interests, good cook, tall, dark, handsome, a little nerdy, outdoorsy
I have a friend like this but he is pretty arrogant and a dating disaster.
Me too. Still single, never married and very well off at 40+. I hate it whenever a current gf asks "what's J's story?" Truth is he'll never marry and you are wasting you time.
Anonymous
12/24/2016 15:24
Subject: What is your IDEAL partner if you could have absolutely anyone to marry or be with long term?
Neve Campbell if she quits smoking. Or Meadow on the Sopranos, who unfortunately just got married. Possibly Marisa Tomei.
Anonymous
12/24/2016 10:28
Subject: Re:What is your IDEAL partner if you could have absolutely anyone to marry or be with long term?
Qualities I want in a man:
Kind
Funny
Romantic
Able to laugh at my dark humor
Interested in the world and world events
Can fix minor things
High sex drive
Doesn't want any more kids - I have an ES age daughter
Bonus points for not being an American. (Latin or Mediterranean culture preferred)
Super bonus points for $$$
(My DH is all of these except the $$. But he grew up very wealthy. And his father is almost 90.....)
Kind
Funny
Romantic
Able to laugh at my dark humor
Interested in the world and world events
Can fix minor things
High sex drive
Doesn't want any more kids - I have an ES age daughter
Bonus points for not being an American. (Latin or Mediterranean culture preferred)
Super bonus points for $$$
(My DH is all of these except the $$. But he grew up very wealthy. And his father is almost 90.....)
Anonymous
12/24/2016 10:23
Subject: Re:What is your IDEAL partner if you could have absolutely anyone to marry or be with long term?
Has the "tenured professor" ever revealed what subject matter he teaches??
Anonymous
12/24/2016 10:12
Subject: What is your IDEAL partner if you could have absolutely anyone to marry or be with long term?
Randall on This is Us
Anonymous
12/24/2016 10:11
Subject: What is your IDEAL partner if you could have absolutely anyone to marry or be with long term?
Anonymous wrote:Why is everyone dogpiling the guy who posted his ideal? Did you see some of the previous female responses? Just as far fetched if not more!
He's a known a-hole on this forum.
Anonymous
12/24/2016 10:08
Subject: What is your IDEAL partner if you could have absolutely anyone to marry or be with long term?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Male, 32. Never married, no kids. Tenured professor.
Ideal partner:
-Doesn't want kids (or maybe only 1)
-Physically: naturally thin, no height preference, dark everything (eyes, complexion, hair)
-Top 25 USNEWS pedigree
-Good sense of humor, not materialistic
-Dominant in career (surgeon, banker, lawyer) but able to kick back and have balance
-Loves sex
-Preferably Asian
-Under 29
You are a fleshlight user arent you?
Hah. And he'll remain that way.
Ah, tenured professor dude. I wonder if the spate of silly, mean-spirited men's rights type posts and his presence are related? I'm going with yes.
Pale fattie detected
Dude, we detected what you were the first time you posted. No need to spell it out