OP, are you shitting me? Condoms? We ought to line up and slap you like they did in the movie Airplane.

Wait, you were too embarrassed to tell your best friend about this? And hesitated even to disclose it to an anonymous forum? All about a lousy box of condoms? There's no way she even batted an eye, it's so nothing!! Geez.

Anonymous wrote:So I just googled the SWP (sex wedge pillow) and it appears to be a sex toy that is also handy for reading in bed, according to photos.

I don't think your neighbors are going to ID the real purpose of the wedge shaped trash bag.

They might if they watch Mike & Molly.

Anonymous wrote:So I just googled the SWP (sex wedge pillow) and it appears to be a sex toy that is also handy for reading in bed, according to photos.

I don't think your neighbors are going to ID the real purpose of the wedge shaped trash bag.

Or for a reflux baby.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I went to pay for my bagel the other day, opened my purse and a tampon was sitting there plainly visible to the store clerk. I was mortified and gave the clerk $50 tip. It happens.

what is wrong with you people?

+1

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Anonymous wrote:Sex wedge pillows? Just spill.

On a side note... I have one of these in my closet and never use it but I can't figure out how to get rid of it! Can I just stick it in the trash? It's huge. I really don't want my neighbors seeing it.

We never use the ramp. The wedge we use nearly every time. For cunnilingus.

So I just googled the SWP (sex wedge pillow) and it appears to be a sex toy that is also handy for reading in bed, according to photos.

I don't think your neighbors are going to ID the real purpose of the wedge shaped trash bag.

I remember walking by a friend's apartment and seeing an industrial sized jug of lube in the window. Laughed till we peed.

now i gotta google "sex wedge pillow"

And here I was, leaving our industrial-sized jug of lube out for all to see. I'm going to put a jar of money next to it with a "Tips" sign, so anyone who sees it can grab their tip.

You must have a different housekeeper than I do. HK and I were both home when my dog didn't quite make it out the door and pooped a used condom by the back door. We were both howling with laughter.

No idea how the dog managed to eat a used condom. Blech.

What a let down. (no offense OP) lol.

Speaking of handcuffs and whips, I knew someone who worked for TSA and they mentioned how they had to go through someone's carry on luggage that contained those kind of things. The whole time the lady was talking about how embarassed she was and he tried to act as professionally as possible and tried not to to react to it one way or another.

Good to know about the wedge pillows. I see ads about it and wonder about it sometimes but wasn't sure if it was worth it.

But back to the OP, I wouldn't worry about it. I'm not aware of any condoms that are really crazy or anything. If anything you might be like us and like good value and buy in bulk. Now if you go through those boxes within a couple of weeks then the house cleaner may start to view you differently....

Anonymous wrote:Now I have something to think about when I have corpse sex with DH this weekend.

Thanks, OP!

Now I have something to think about when I have corpse sex with DH this weekend.

Thanks, OP!

What is the going rate for Vaseline, an adult diaper and Anime fox ears?
There should really be some sort of standard conversion.