Anonymous
11/17/2014 09:54
Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man
Anonymous wrote:Expect lots of nudity, they love being nude. And usually not in a sexual way. It is just more efficient, etc.
My husband is French, so there is a bit of bias, but what he says about our German friends sounds exactly like what has already been described. Germans are thrifty (to a fault often), a bit dry (not too funny), athletic, pushy/proactive, super organized (in clothes, homes, work, etc) and rigid. Germans are also nice people, but very matter of fact. Most EU countries have a bit of chauvinism, until you get as north as the Scandanavian countries.
Please pity me: I am three quarters German and one quarter Swedish. Constant internal conflicts
Anonymous
11/17/2014 09:53
Subject: Re:Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man
Anonymous wrote:Before we could go on any sort of outing in the car, my german grandfather would check and re-check the tire pressure, check oil and washer fluids, spray down the headlights and rear taillights with windex and set the odometer to zero. Really. And the car was spotless always.
Please tell me this isn't only a German thing.
Anonymous
11/17/2014 09:52
Subject: Re:Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:During the summer of 1978, I was 17 years old and out in the backyard and I saw my german grandmother bent over on her knees on the ground, weeping with a trowel in her hand. I came up behind her and asked her what was wrong. Without turning around, she said: "Charles Boyer has died". I couldn't help it; I laughed, as teenagers do. She rose up to her full 5'2" and whirled around and round-house slapped me in the face so hard, I fell backward into the dirt. Lesson learned. Germans love their french romantic movie stars and they will hit you if you laugh at them.
I am sorry you got slapped but I love this story!
+1
Anonymous
11/17/2014 09:27
Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man
I met a German a woman a few years ago who told me this: "German men . . . " eye roll, "they would rather eat chocolate than have orgasms!"
Haha! I have no idea what she was talking about but it was hilarious. She said it with deep scorn in her voice.
Haha! I have no idea what she was talking about but it was hilarious. She said it with deep scorn in her voice.
Anonymous
11/17/2014 00:12
Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man
This thread has made me as happy as a little girl.
Anonymous
11/17/2014 00:03
Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man
What are his thoughts on das Kringelburger?
Anonymous
11/16/2014 23:58
Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man
Do you like how how he eats the Apfel?
Anonymous
11/16/2014 23:56
Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man
Do yo like his Weisswurst?
Anonymous
11/16/2014 23:47
Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man
Anonymous
11/16/2014 23:42
Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man
Anonymous
11/16/2014 20:32
Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man
Two funny stories about my husband's German relatives when we were traveling in Germany:
One of them (in her 40's) told us she could never live in the US because of what we did to the American Indians!!!
Another one (in her 70's) told us that German never should have "gone to war with the Jews" because it made the whole world hate them.
One of them (in her 40's) told us she could never live in the US because of what we did to the American Indians!!!
Another one (in her 70's) told us that German never should have "gone to war with the Jews" because it made the whole world hate them.
Anonymous
11/16/2014 19:26
Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man
This has been my favorite thread in such a long time. An efficient and prompt one, too.
Anonymous
11/16/2014 19:07
Subject: Re:Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:All this thread has done is proven yet again how biased Americans are.
Aw jeez, we're sorry Dieter. And they say Germans can't laugh at themselves…wait …come back! we love you in our unsophisticated, ham-handed way! Please, we'll sit around the piano and sing: 'Falling in love again, never wanted to, what am I to do, I can't help it…' Love you Marlene!
Remember, two World Wars and one World Cup...
Anonymous
11/15/2014 13:27
Subject: Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man
Anonymous
11/15/2014 13:05
Subject: Re:Advice Needed for Romance with a German Man
Anonymous wrote:All this thread has done is proven yet again how biased Americans are.
Aw jeez, we're sorry Dieter. And they say Germans can't laugh at themselves…wait …come back! we love you in our unsophisticated, ham-handed way! Please, we'll sit around the piano and sing: 'Falling in love again, never wanted to, what am I to do, I can't help it…' Love you Marlene!