More trashy than tattoos

Anonymous wrote:A friend of mine has huge boobs,and I once watched her pull out sunglasses, cell phone, keys, other keys, wallet, etc. all from her bra. It was like the clown car of bras.

Today I was walking the dog without a purse or pockets, so I stuck my house keys in my bra. Turns out they didn't poke, I couldn't feel them, and you couldn't tell from looking. This is brilliant! Has everyone else been storing all kinds of things down there all this time?

Just my boobs. They take up all the space

I got tired of buying armbands for my Fitbit Blaze (I went through three in a year, they're such flimsy crap), so now I just tuck the square bit into my bra. Bonus is that I'm less distracted checking steps and mileage and such during the day, so the end-of-day sync is always fun.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Some women don't do this?

I know, right?

I never have. I do not think I ever will. I buy clothes with pockets. Or carry a purse.

I am a slight woman and can only store cash. I wish I had enough real estate to host a phone or sunglasses.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Some women don't do this?

I know, right?

There are a few things I’ve learned in life from reading DCUM over the years and bras-as-purses is one of them!

I used to keep cash in my bra when I was a pizza delivery driver in case I got robbed. Continued doing it when I was a server just because.

Now it's kind of gross I used to give people sweaty boob money, but at the time I got a kick out of it.

Anonymous wrote:Some women don't do this?

I know, right?

Some women don't do this?

Anonymous wrote:Absolutely not. Especially in summer - gets too sweaty. That's just nasty.

+1000

The only thing I ever put on my bra (besides my titties) is crystals. I always have some kind of crystal on me. Today it's a Lepidolite.

When I go on a walk, I tuck a baby bell cheese there because it's wrapped up and it gets sightly warmed by my body. I never know when I need that snack.

Anonymous wrote:A friend of mine has huge boobs,and I once watched her pull out sunglasses, cell phone, keys, other keys, wallet, etc. all from her bra. It was like the clown car of bras.

Today I was walking the dog without a purse or pockets, so I stuck my house keys in my bra. Turns out they didn't poke, I couldn't feel them, and you couldn't tell from looking. This is brilliant! Has everyone else been storing all kinds of things down there all this time?

Cell phone? (Looking at my phone's huge screen..)

Well, maybe, back when this thread started, people still carried flip phones; I can sorta see that being stuffed in a bra, but a rectangular smartphone??

Well, answering your question, OP, no, I don't store anything in my bra. I carry a handbag, always.

No electronics ever, as I am too scared of radiation. Money, key, hanky - certainly.

It was called "Punjabi Pocket" in jest from where I am, and women have been doing so for generations. It is not a substitute for a purse though. You can keep some dollar bills, but not coins.

Jokes aside - why not make bras with pockets though? The area between the foam insert and cloth can absolutely be redesigned to "support" this need for hand's free toting (tote-ing?).

Regular bra? No.

Sports bra? Absolutely.