Anonymous
11/08/2013 12:35
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
I think farting is okay in a relationship, however both parties should be dating at least six mos. first before they pass gas in front of each other.
I KNOW everyone farts and it is only a natural bodily function blah blah blah, but truthfully when a guy farts in front of me when I have only been dating him a few mos., it turns me off.
I wouldn't say it was a deal~breaker, but it sure isn't endearing.
I KNOW everyone farts and it is only a natural bodily function blah blah blah, but truthfully when a guy farts in front of me when I have only been dating him a few mos., it turns me off.
I wouldn't say it was a deal~breaker, but it sure isn't endearing.
Anonymous
11/07/2013 14:44
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I have no problem with pooping, discussing digestive issues if necessary, but I don't bust off in front of others. If it reeks, it's just rude. I hate when people fart in front of me.
So should they fart behind you instead?
Yes. That makes it easier to blame it on her.
Anonymous
11/06/2013 23:31
Subject: Re:How do you handle farting in your relationship
Unless you're 12 fucking years old, who the hell cares? It's farting. It's natural. Grow up.
Anonymous
11/05/2013 20:49
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Anonymous wrote:I asked my husband what he thought about this thread. I think we are happy farters. He said he is fine with the level of farting, but that mine smell much worse than his.
OH NO HE DIDN'T
Smell scale (worst to least):
Road kill skunk
Women
Dogs
Babies
Field of roses
Typical man
Anonymous
11/05/2013 16:11
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
I asked my husband what he thought about this thread. I think we are happy farters. He said he is fine with the level of farting, but that mine smell much worse than his.
OH NO HE DIDN'T
OH NO HE DIDN'T
Anonymous
11/05/2013 16:10
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Anonymous wrote:DW here. I'm a quiet farter and don't really like to do it in front of people. DH lets it out when he has to. Usually very quiet or short. Sometimes he lets one rip and I just look at him and start laughing and say "really?!?!"
Doesn't affect my attraction to him at all.
This!
Anonymous
11/05/2013 16:08
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
I WILL NOT LET THIS THREAD EVAPORATE LIKE A FART IN THE WIND!
bacon
bacon
Anonymous
11/05/2013 03:27
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Anonymous wrote:OP here. In recent years I have become a VERY gassy lady. I am convinced that when my kids grow up one of the main things they will remember is me farting all. the. time. You know how smell is one of the strongest senses for memories? Well I bet my kids will remember me every time someone rips one for the rest of their lives.
As I said in my original post, I did not hold back when I was married. Looking back, I'm not sure if that was a good or bad thing. I think my ex husband didn't really appreciate it (along with so many other things about me). So I'm just doing a poll here to find out how farting has affected your intimacy. It's nice to hear that most people seem to have fun with it.
And in other news, while I was with my BF this weekend, he let a few rip. We laughed about it, a lot. So now I feel like I kind of have a pass for gasif I need it.
I remember my dad as an uptight asshole that never farted in front of me. No pun.
Anonymous
11/04/2013 23:09
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
It depends. Different rules apply. I don't mind it, so if she rips, I don't care. She doesn't want me to rip so I don't really do it. Loudly.
Anonymous
11/04/2013 08:45
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
OP here. In recent years I have become a VERY gassy lady. I am convinced that when my kids grow up one of the main things they will remember is me farting all. the. time. You know how smell is one of the strongest senses for memories? Well I bet my kids will remember me every time someone rips one for the rest of their lives.
As I said in my original post, I did not hold back when I was married. Looking back, I'm not sure if that was a good or bad thing. I think my ex husband didn't really appreciate it (along with so many other things about me). So I'm just doing a poll here to find out how farting has affected your intimacy. It's nice to hear that most people seem to have fun with it.
And in other news, while I was with my BF this weekend, he let a few rip. We laughed about it, a lot. So now I feel like I kind of have a pass for gas if I need it.
As I said in my original post, I did not hold back when I was married. Looking back, I'm not sure if that was a good or bad thing. I think my ex husband didn't really appreciate it (along with so many other things about me). So I'm just doing a poll here to find out how farting has affected your intimacy. It's nice to hear that most people seem to have fun with it.
And in other news, while I was with my BF this weekend, he let a few rip. We laughed about it, a lot. So now I feel like I kind of have a pass for gas
if I need it.
Anonymous
11/03/2013 18:53
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
F here. It bothers me when DH doesn't say "excuse me". Or, if he's otherwise inconsiderae (say, comes in the car and lets one out as soon as he closes the door; should have farted on the sidewalk.)
Anonymous
11/02/2013 21:33
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Anonymous wrote:My favorite thing is to pretend I heard a noise, and in a near panic hushed tone, I say: "Shhh!!! Did you hear that?"
Predictably, a hushed silence in fear fills the room.
Followed by a loud fart.
It doesn't get old. Just funnier. Family tradition that I hope my kids pass (pun intended) along.
I plan on using that in a few minutes....
Anonymous
11/02/2013 21:32
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Anonymous wrote:This thread is hilarious! I am pleased to learn that my Dutch lineage may be responsible for my farting. I can't wait to tell my brother that we are proud Dutch farters!
It's the cheese!
Anonymous
11/02/2013 20:47
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
My favorite thing is to pretend I heard a noise, and in a near panic hushed tone, I say: "Shhh!!! Did you hear that?"
Predictably, a hushed silence in fear fills the room.
Followed by a loud fart.
It doesn't get old. Just funnier. Family tradition that I hope my kids pass (pun intended) along.
Predictably, a hushed silence in fear fills the room.
Followed by a loud fart.
It doesn't get old. Just funnier. Family tradition that I hope my kids pass (pun intended) along.
Anonymous
11/02/2013 20:45
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Anonymous wrote:I have no problem with pooping, discussing digestive issues if necessary, but I don't bust off in front of others. If it reeks, it's just rude. I hate when people fart in front of me.
So should they fart behind you instead?