Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 00:35     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Anonymous wrote:
Layla
Nadia
Reza
Tarek


Of Middle Eastern descent. You have great hair.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 00:34     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Anonymous wrote:Javier
Gabriel
Sebastian
Cecilia
Natalie


You have a simple/short last name.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 00:34     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!


Layla
Nadia
Reza
Tarek
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 00:34     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Anonymous wrote:Reid and Ryan (but not brothers, Ryan's a girl - I know, the horror!).


No money, but from an old family. You know how to write a thank you note.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 00:34     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Javier
Gabriel
Sebastian
Cecilia
Natalie
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 00:33     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Anonymous wrote:Oscar
Octavia


You dream of moving to the West Coast where your creative pretentiousness is embraced.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 00:33     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Reid and Ryan (but not brothers, Ryan's a girl - I know, the horror!).
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 00:30     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Anonymous wrote:Chloe
Olivia
Charles


You are friends with 00:07.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 00:29     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Anonymous wrote:This may out me to anyone who knows my kids but, fortunately there are fewer posters from my part of town, so that may help:
Spencer, Dexter


You named your kids for the black labs you had when you were a child.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 00:28     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

DD1: Bryn
DD2: Penelope ("Poppy")
DS: Silas
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 00:26     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Anonymous wrote:This may out me to anyone who knows my kids but, fortunately there are fewer posters from my part of town, so that may help:
Spencer, Dexter

Your DH wears black-rimmed glasses and is a techie of some sort. You both read more blogs than any other kind of media.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 00:24     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Chloe
Olivia
Charles
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 00:24     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Anonymous wrote:Satchel
Caleb
Fisher
Eli


Religious or trying too hard.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 00:23     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Anonymous wrote:Brady

You live out in Burke or somewhere similar. Planning for more kids. SAH. Previously worked as a teacher.
Anonymous
Post 06/12/2013 00:22     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

This may out me to anyone who knows my kids but, fortunately there are fewer posters from my part of town, so that may help:
Spencer, Dexter