The most manly coffee is no coffee, just drink whisky and maybe a gulp of crick water.

For anyone, regardless of gender, not wanting to be mocked too much about their order:

Espresso, Cortado, Americano, Long Black, and if have a sweet tooth, a Cortadito.

Army MRE black coffee made on a camp fire in a tin cup followed by a shared cigarette and chug of bourbon.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Orange mocha Frappuccino

Damn it. I came here to say this and was getting excited every page that went past and this wasn’t mentioned.

Orange mocha Frappuccino is the most manly of drinks. Perfect refreshment to prepare for gasoline fights.

This is why DCUM needs commenters to use accounts . To avoid these missed love connections.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Just downing the coffee grinds. Adding hot water is for wimps.

i agree. coffee grinds taste so much better than with water. that's like adding salt to already extremely salty french fries. you don't need it, and they taste good already

This is stupid. Without boiling water, the caffeine isn't drawn out the beans promptly. You need to take shots of boiling water while you chew grinds
If you just want something to chew on, use tobacco.

I’m a straight woman and I wouldn’t get the ick about a complicated order unless he was rude about it. Use the app. Don’t hold up the counter.

Black coffee in a backpack mounted camelbak. Allows both hands free to field dress game, change oil, or fire two guns at the same time.

Anonymous wrote:Cappuccino?

LMAO no.
I always heard "cheap gas station coffee, scalding hot, thick enough to float a horseshoe, and whiskey'd up" as being the manly version of coffee.
Except for the cheap bulk coffee part, have to say that's a good way for men or women to have it.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Just downing the coffee grinds. Adding hot water is for wimps.

i agree. coffee grinds taste so much better than with water. that's like adding salt to already extremely salty french fries. you don't need it, and they taste good already

Errr... What? Didn't God give you teeth to make your own grinds?

Anonymous wrote:Just downing the coffee grinds. Adding hot water is for wimps.

i agree. coffee grinds taste so much better than with water. that's like adding salt to already extremely salty french fries. you don't need it, and they taste good already

Anonymous wrote:Orange mocha Frappuccino

Damn it. I came here to say this and was getting excited every page that went past and this wasn’t mentioned.

Orange mocha Frappuccino is the most manly of drinks. Perfect refreshment to prepare for gasoline fights.

My dh and I had a good laugh in spain when I would order a black coffee and he would order a coffee with milke and a chocolate powder pack. The women behind the counter got what he was doing. The men would always get confused and switch our orders.

Black with no cup, now that's a man's man.

The most masculine order for a man is ordering anything you feel like having without the slightest bit of insane, neurotic worrying about what people might think of it.