This thread is awesome

#1 is a professor

#2 is a bartender

Doorman at a apartment building. Greets everyone with a hearty hello, watches anyone who comes in or out, but otherwise just sort of sits in the doorway and waits for some action. Occasionally steals mail.

We used to have a cat that we named Pavarotti because he liked to sing. I would sing, he would sing along. Or I would sing, stop for a second, and he would decide it was his turn to sing. We would take turns singing. So I guess his job would be opera singer.

Hands down best ever DCUM thread in my 13 years of visiting the site.

My beautiful, exquisite dog is patient with kids but will lunge for the throat of any dog, including those four times her size. So maybe a supermodel assassin auntie.

My Shepherd-Golden Retriever mix would 100% be a combo greeter/security guard at Walmart. He loves you with all his heart, but will watch you like a hawk and will not hesitate to let you know if you do wrong.

My cat would be a customs official at the airport. She's secretly the sweetest old-lady cat that's ever lived, but appears very judgmental and makes people a bit nervous.

Golden Retriever would be an Orvis model.
Corgi would be an olympic sprinter. The dog can run!

I love this thread.

Cat #1 would be the guy from Ocean's Eleven who cracks safes. Her biggest joy in life is breaking into something that she's not supposed to get inside of.

Cat #2 is the underemployed uncle, harmless but a bit socially awkward, not the brightest bulb around, who always manages to show up for a surprise drop-in visit right as a meal is being served.