Anonymous
Post 12/09/2025 15:12     Subject: Re:Justin Theroux and young girlfriend

Just because he’s 52 doesn’t mean he shouldn’t get a young girlfriend.

18+ is an adult.
Anonymous
Post 12/09/2025 15:12     Subject: Justin Theroux and young girlfriend

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:He is getting that Barry Manilow/Bradley Cooper face. Too bad. He used to be pretty hot.



I was trying to figure out how much was weight gain, how much cosmetic dermatology. Probably an equal mix. The jet black hair dye doesn't help.


PP here. Yeah, it's also giving Charlie Sheen vibes. Oh well, time comes for us all.




He doesn't have to fight it so hard, doing him no favors. Men have such a natural advantage, look extra bad when they go down the botox and hair dye route.
Anonymous
Post 12/09/2025 14:50     Subject: Justin Theroux and young girlfriend

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:He is getting that Barry Manilow/Bradley Cooper face. Too bad. He used to be pretty hot.



I was trying to figure out how much was weight gain, how much cosmetic dermatology. Probably an equal mix. The jet black hair dye doesn't help.


PP here. Yeah, it's also giving Charlie Sheen vibes. Oh well, time comes for us all.

Anonymous
Post 12/09/2025 14:45     Subject: Justin Theroux and young girlfriend

He looks like her dad.
Anonymous
Post 12/09/2025 14:34     Subject: Justin Theroux and young girlfriend

Anonymous wrote:He is getting that Barry Manilow/Bradley Cooper face. Too bad. He used to be pretty hot.



I was trying to figure out how much was weight gain, how much cosmetic dermatology. Probably an equal mix. The jet black hair dye doesn't help.
Anonymous
Post 12/09/2025 14:33     Subject: Justin Theroux and young girlfriend

She must have gotten pregnant not too long after the wedding, looks like she's a good six months along.

I just can't see him doing the daddy/domestic bliss thing for too long. Hope I'm wrong.
Anonymous
Post 12/09/2025 14:32     Subject: Justin Theroux and young girlfriend

He is getting that Barry Manilow/Bradley Cooper face. Too bad. He used to be pretty hot.
Anonymous
Post 12/09/2025 14:29     Subject: Justin Theroux and young girlfriend

Anonymous wrote:That woman looks very good pregnant (prettier with a little more weight.) Big age difference. Hope Jen's ok.




She does look good, has that second-trimester glow. For the first time, he looks decidely middle aged, maybe because he's put on weight. The two-sizes-too-small outfits don't help. He looks silly.

He does look a lot happier than he did during his first marriage. Don't think his ego enjoyed being "Mr. Aniston."

Anonymous
Post 12/09/2025 13:39     Subject: Re:Justin Theroux and young girlfriend

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I dint think either of them are thinking about kids LOL.

He clearly doesn’t want them and she probably thinks he’s cute and famous and they will be done in a year or 2.




Wrong. https://people.com/justin-theroux-wife-nicole-brydon-bloom-expecting-first-baby-11860251

He always struck me as immature for his age. Those are the type of guys who only become open to kids much later in life. Doesn't really surprise me they decided to procreate. Maybe a bit surprised, only because her career is going so well right now.



OF COURSE she's pregnant, that's literally the point of marrying a fertile younger woman. Fertility is what makes a younger women literally and instinctively more attractive. The barren spinster girl bosses on here are in denial.


LOL most of the women here are married with kids. That's sort of the point of this entire forum, groyper


Yep, and many of us were smart enough to not get pregnant with 54-year-old sperm. I hope the baby is healthy.
Anonymous
Post 12/09/2025 13:37     Subject: Re:Justin Theroux and young girlfriend

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I dint think either of them are thinking about kids LOL.

He clearly doesn’t want them and she probably thinks he’s cute and famous and they will be done in a year or 2.




Wrong. https://people.com/justin-theroux-wife-nicole-brydon-bloom-expecting-first-baby-11860251

He always struck me as immature for his age. Those are the type of guys who only become open to kids much later in life. Doesn't really surprise me they decided to procreate. Maybe a bit surprised, only because her career is going so well right now.



OF COURSE she's pregnant, that's literally the point of marrying a fertile younger woman. Fertility is what makes a younger women literally and instinctively more attractive. The barren spinster girl bosses on here are in denial.


LOL most of the women here are married with kids. That's sort of the point of this entire forum, groyper
Anonymous
Post 12/09/2025 13:24     Subject: Justin Theroux and young girlfriend

That woman looks very good pregnant (prettier with a little more weight.) Big age difference. Hope Jen's ok.
Anonymous
Post 12/09/2025 13:14     Subject: Justin Theroux and young girlfriend

I think she looks pretty and no, not especially super young. In fact, I expected someone younger looking and dressed differently. She looks poised. He is old, but also hot old like some men are, and he will likely remain that way for a long time.
Anonymous
Post 12/09/2025 13:01     Subject: Justin Theroux and young girlfriend

I totally misread and thought this was about Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry lol
Anonymous
Post 12/09/2025 12:57     Subject: Justin Theroux and young girlfriend

The only thing that bothers me is they’ll bring an infant home to a small-ish apartment with a pittbull. And you know he’s the type to insist his fur baby would never hurt anyone.
Anonymous
Post 12/09/2025 12:47     Subject: Re:Justin Theroux and young girlfriend

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I dint think either of them are thinking about kids LOL.

He clearly doesn’t want them and she probably thinks he’s cute and famous and they will be done in a year or 2.




Wrong. https://people.com/justin-theroux-wife-nicole-brydon-bloom-expecting-first-baby-11860251

He always struck me as immature for his age. Those are the type of guys who only become open to kids much later in life. Doesn't really surprise me they decided to procreate. Maybe a bit surprised, only because her career is going so well right now.



OF COURSE she's pregnant, that's literally the point of marrying a fertile younger woman. Fertility is what makes a younger women literally and instinctively more attractive. The barren spinster girl bosses on here are in denial.


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