Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Guitar is a good idea. A four stringed instrument like mandolin might be even easier. Chicks do love musicians.
Dancing is an excellent idea. It is true that there are never enough men to go around the room.
Would chicks dig a ukulele too?
Many of these recommendations are absurd.
Ukulele is very unattractive. Saxophone is VERY attractive especially if you can play "forever in love" by Kenny G. Chicks love that song.
What if I can play forever in love on the ukulele?
Most men can't attract women with the Ukulele no matter how good they are. Sax or guitar rules.
Ukulele is so much smaller than a guitar. And size matters to women.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Guitar is a good idea. A four stringed instrument like mandolin might be even easier. Chicks do love musicians.
Dancing is an excellent idea. It is true that there are never enough men to go around the room.
Would chicks dig a ukulele too?
Many of these recommendations are absurd.
Ukulele is very unattractive. Saxophone is VERY attractive especially if you can play "forever in love" by Kenny G. Chicks love that song.
What if I can play forever in love on the ukulele?
Most men can't attract women with the Ukulele no matter how good they are. Sax or guitar rules.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I'm a man, but I think anything that demonstrates skill and that you're actually enthusiastic about. Skill can be knowledge or physical ability. It's hard to fake enthusiasm, and no woman is going to be attracted to someone who grudgingly goes to chess club or dodge ball tournaments. And you're going to get along better with someone who is interested in or at least impressed by your activity. If you're a sci-fi geek and hate exercise, taking up extreme sports to impress women is not going to work out well, and vice-versa.
This!
I was struck by a completely average looking man when I casually mentioned the book I was reading. We talked for 2 hours about books, books that have been turned into films, and film directors. If you want a woman to take notice the rule is be interesting. A good sense of humor cannot hurt either.
It's going to take a long time before I find that woman who is smitten by my deep enthusiasm and knowledge of the Age of Discovery, my sense of humor notwithstanding. But when I find that woman, she's going to be ALL OVER ME. In my mind's eye, she'll be all "tell me more about Bartolome de Casas" while she's peeling off her clothes.
Woman and I would be all over this!
Is this how we are rebranding European colonialism?
Signed,
A European but from one of the countries that never had any imperial aspirations (too busy fighting off invaders)
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I picked up so many women at WholeFood and Trader Joe. On the way back from my weekly guitar practice group, I stop by WF or Trader Joe to do grocery shopping. I carry the guitar on my back while I shop and women ask me if I am a musician. I told them I have a corporate job but I write commercial jingles. Women love musicians.
Who would carry a guitar around a supermarket?
I carry the guitar around with me if I have to stop by grocery store from/to guitar practice because I don't want to leave it in the guitar. I don't leave the guitar in the car because it is a very expensive guitar, over 30k in value. Chicks love musicians.
You leave the car in the guitar?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Guitar is a good idea. A four stringed instrument like mandolin might be even easier. Chicks do love musicians.
Dancing is an excellent idea. It is true that there are never enough men to go around the room.
Would chicks dig a ukulele too?
Many of these recommendations are absurd.
Ukulele is very unattractive. Saxophone is VERY attractive especially if you can play "forever in love" by Kenny G. Chicks love that song.
What if I can play forever in love on the ukulele?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Guitar is a good idea. A four stringed instrument like mandolin might be even easier. Chicks do love musicians.
Dancing is an excellent idea. It is true that there are never enough men to go around the room.
Would chicks dig a ukulele too?
Many of these recommendations are absurd.
Ukulele is very unattractive. Saxophone is VERY attractive especially if you can play "forever in love" by Kenny G. Chicks love that song.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I picked up so many women at WholeFood and Trader Joe. On the way back from my weekly guitar practice group, I stop by WF or Trader Joe to do grocery shopping. I carry the guitar on my back while I shop and women ask me if I am a musician. I told them I have a corporate job but I write commercial jingles. Women love musicians.
Who would carry a guitar around a supermarket?
I carry the guitar around with me if I have to stop by grocery store from/to guitar practice because I don't want to leave it in the guitar. I don't leave the guitar in the car because it is a very expensive guitar, over 30k in value. Chicks love musicians.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Guitar is a good idea. A four stringed instrument like mandolin might be even easier. Chicks do love musicians.
Dancing is an excellent idea. It is true that there are never enough men to go around the room.
Would chicks dig a ukulele too?
Many of these recommendations are absurd.
Anonymous wrote:Guitar is a good idea. A four stringed instrument like mandolin might be even easier. Chicks do love musicians.
Dancing is an excellent idea. It is true that there are never enough men to go around the room.
Anonymous wrote:Video games, definitely video games.
Anonymous wrote:Cooking!!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I picked up so many women at WholeFood and Trader Joe. On the way back from my weekly guitar practice group, I stop by WF or Trader Joe to do grocery shopping. I carry the guitar on my back while I shop and women ask me if I am a musician. I told them I have a corporate job but I write commercial jingles. Women love musicians.
Who would carry a guitar around a supermarket?
An absolute tool.