Anonymous wrote:My FIL died on the toilet. Heart Attack.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:The father of a girl I went to middle school with sat down too hard on the toilet and somehow that killed him. This was days before our middle school "graduation." I remember seeing her walking home in her gown all alone, because everyone else was home grieving.
That sounds a like cover story for an overdose or suicide. Really sad.
Why would THAT be your cover story?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:The father of a girl I went to middle school with sat down too hard on the toilet and somehow that killed him. This was days before our middle school "graduation." I remember seeing her walking home in her gown all alone, because everyone else was home grieving.
That sounds a like cover story for an overdose or suicide. Really sad.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I always says I hope to die in a manner which causes my loved ones to have to repress laughter... I'm twisted, I guess. I also have laughed at a few of these deaths. We all have to go somehow, might as well be quick and freakish/somewhat funny.
“drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra”?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:A janitor in my elementary school dove into a cold pool on his honeymoon, apparently went into some kind of shock, and never came back up above water. He had been really kind and funny so the school really mourned.
And a cousin's young son was run over by a car backing out of the driveway. (I know we already determined that they aren't freak accidents.) He was biking and wearing a helmet. Doctors were so focused on checking for brain injury that they didn't notice internal bleeding near his heart.
Op here. My daughter actually has cold urticaria and gets cold induced anaphylaxis (like from eating a popsicle, ice water, or shoving her face in snow). Our allergist has been very clear that falling or jumping into a cold body of water could be deadly within minutes from anaphylaxis shock. I bet he had the same. Terrible.
Anonymous wrote:I always says I hope to die in a manner which causes my loved ones to have to repress laughter... I'm twisted, I guess. I also have laughed at a few of these deaths. We all have to go somehow, might as well be quick and freakish/somewhat funny.