(Appropriate for this forum)
Minnie Mouse is in divorce court with Mickey Mouse,
Mickey Mouse is stating why he should get alimony, but the judge interrupts...
The judge says " Mr Mouse, I can see you are upset, but unusual love making is not good grounds for divorce! "

Mickey Mouse tell the judge....
" I didn't say she was unusual in bed, I said she Fk'ed Goofy."

Did you hear about the skeleton who wasn’t cool? He didn’t have a hip bone in his body.

Anonymous wrote:Heard this new "dad joke" on the radio this AM:

Identical twins were on the phone. The one in jail says to the other, "Remember how we used to finish each other's sentences?"

Hah!

Anonymous wrote:This moment in history is no time for jokes!

The moderator needs to delete this thread.

This is precisely the time laughing.

Heard this new "dad joke" on the radio this AM:

Identical twins were on the phone. The one in jail says to the other, "Remember how we used to finish each other's sentences?"

I used to love Bob Hope specials. They were reliably funny, in a corny way. Could be watched with the whole family (I was a child) and US Service Members were the purpose and honored guests at these. We need this again.

Anonymous wrote:This moment in history is no time for jokes!

The moderator needs to delete this thread.

Disagree. Desperate times calls for absurd amounts of love and laughter. Below is a picture of Bob Hope. Over a 50-year span, Bob Hope entertained American troops overseas with jokes during war time to lift spirits. If ever there was a time for a needed laugh I think it is now.

This moment in history is no time for jokes!

The moderator needs to delete this thread.

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