Anonymous
10/27/2016 22:35
Subject: Re:DC Urban Moms Farce
Our HHI is $300k plus trust funds. Are we wealthy?
Anonymous
07/17/2014 10:13
Subject: DC Urban Moms Farce
Hey thinking of leaving my husband because he doesn't do any housework, even though he works all day and plays with the kids when he gets home so I can go out all night with my friends and sleep off my hangover all day while the nanny takes care of them.
What is his problem? I need a really good divorce attorney!
What is his problem? I need a really good divorce attorney!
Anonymous
07/17/2014 00:58
Subject: DC Urban Moms Farce
Hello darhling it's nice to see you again. I was just making gluten free pot brownies for the other moms at my kid's swim meet in the morning. How have you been?
Anonymous
07/16/2014 12:35
Subject: DC Urban Moms Farce
zzzzzzz
Anonymous
07/16/2014 12:28
Subject: DC Urban Moms Farce
Back again!
I retired to a full-time job. This gives me more time to trash DCUM's moderator here and on my neighborhood forum.
(wait, you said farce? or reality show?)
I retired to a full-time job. This gives me more time to trash DCUM's moderator here and on my neighborhood forum.
(wait, you said farce? or reality show?)
Anonymous
05/28/2013 11:08
Subject: DC Urban Moms Farce
Anonymous wrote:Can I tell the nanny to use the back door and the porta-potty behind the pool house, but only when the baby is napping?
Only if you're a character in The Help.
Anonymous
02/06/2013 23:24
Subject: DC Urban Moms Farce
Can I tell the nanny to use the back door and the porta-potty behind the pool house, but only when the baby is napping?
Anonymous
02/06/2013 21:45
Subject: Re:DC Urban Moms Farce
Anonymous wrote:I'm back.
Did you wash your hands and take off your shoes before bringing back to life such a classic post?
Anonymous
02/06/2013 21:28
Subject: DC Urban Moms Farce
Should I get a facelift before my Big 3 interview? Everyone I talk to says that looks are very important at these schools. Also, I plan to buy a showy new car and park it in the AD's space so s/he can see it.
At least I know not to wear my riding boots and Barbour jacket to the interview. What would I do without DCUM!
At least I know not to wear my riding boots and Barbour jacket to the interview. What would I do without DCUM!
Anonymous
02/06/2013 21:25
Subject: DC Urban Moms Farce
Sidwell has preschool!
Anonymous
02/06/2013 21:22
Subject: DC Urban Moms Farce
If you send your kid to public school, it's because you chose to buy a big car instead.
*oh wait, that was a real post.
*oh wait, that was a real post.
Anonymous
02/06/2013 17:59
Subject: Re:DC Urban Moms Farce
They're easy to judge..the poors often wear those awful looking capris. I mean, really. Everyone knows old money wouldnt be caught dead wearing capris and a t-shirt to the playground. I wouldn't be caught dead interacting with my donor egg babies. That's what nannies are for!
Anonymous
02/06/2013 17:46
Subject: Re:DC Urban Moms Farce
Anonymous wrote:I'm thinking of raising a couple chickens in my backyard. They will provide my family with fresh, organic eggs, be great
Pets for the kids and provide wonderful organic fertilizer for our organic garden! No pesticides! We live in the suburbs with exactly 100ft according to regulations. We would take great care of their run and coop washing, cleaning, feeding our fuzzy little chicks. They wouldnt make much noise. Do you think our neighbors would mind in Montgomery county??? I think they would be pleased to have such a neighbor, raising their house and property values...raising chickens aren't for "the poors" you know..
Just keep the poors away from those wild bunny rabbits. We know how they get when they are hungry.
Anonymous
02/06/2013 17:42
Subject: Re:DC Urban Moms Farce
I'm thinking of raising a couple chickens in my backyard. They will provide my family with fresh, organic eggs, be great
Pets for the kids and provide wonderful organic fertilizer for our organic garden! No pesticides! We live in the suburbs with exactly 100ft according to regulations. We would take great care of their run and coop washing, cleaning, feeding our fuzzy little chicks. They wouldnt make much noise. Do you think our neighbors would mind in Montgomery county??? I think they would be pleased to have such a neighbor, raising their house and property values...raising chickens aren't for "the poors" you know..
Pets for the kids and provide wonderful organic fertilizer for our organic garden! No pesticides! We live in the suburbs with exactly 100ft according to regulations. We would take great care of their run and coop washing, cleaning, feeding our fuzzy little chicks. They wouldnt make much noise. Do you think our neighbors would mind in Montgomery county??? I think they would be pleased to have such a neighbor, raising their house and property values...raising chickens aren't for "the poors" you know..
Anonymous
02/06/2013 16:53
Subject: Re:DC Urban Moms Farce
Anonymous wrote:I am a very important WOHM with extensive hiring powers and I would never in a bazillion years ever hire a fat, lazy, disorganized former SAHM, no matter how qualified her résumé is. Oh, hell no, not in my drive thru.
Even if she has a gmail address?