Anonymous wrote:Simon
Elliott
Maya

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Anonymous wrote:We have one daughter -- her name is Avery.

Your name is Ramona. You think you're nice but really you're loud, brash and people inwardly cringe when they see you coming. You say whatever pops into your head, offending people everywhere you go. There have been rumors your husband Mario has cheated on you, but you renewed your vows. Avery is embarrassed by you, and you love her to death. You can't wait to go bar-hopping with her when she goes off to college and it's Moms Weekend. You and Mario play tennis. You're okay at it, and really like the cute skirts. You think you have great skin and look fantastic for your age. Your best friend Sonia is the same way.

Evan and Ingrid--too easy?

Colin
Alexandra
Haley

Anonymous wrote:LOVE This Tread.
I"ll play

James and Julia (hint: not twins)

Oh, how funny. I have two daughters named Julia and Jamie, who aren't twins.

We have one daughter -- her name is Avery.

Anonymous wrote:robert and josh- bump

It took you a long time to post, in case you were "outed." But you know in your heart that your boys names are fairly generic, like a lot of things in your life. You and DH both work for the govt. You went to a big state school, vacation in Bethany Beach, and are originally from Ohio. You've been in DC a long time, though. You fancy yourself a "big city" person but in fact live in the suburbs and almost never go into DC except for work. You love having boys but are tired of all of the housework. DH is a little overweight, a little boring, and a little passive aggressive, but you love him anyway and you'd never leave him or cheat on him. You go on a girls weekend once/year with friends from college. Your biggest secret is a tattoo on your upper left butt cheek.

Bumping Anna and David - loving these stories!

Niko and Asa

Your husband comes from a big Greek family in New York and has a tattoo on his calf. He met you when you were both living in The City, through mutual friends who met up often for overpriced drinks at a fancy bar. At first your MIL was a little horrified he was marrying a Jewish girl, but now that you've produced her beloved grandchildren, she's mostly forgiven you. You wear wedges to the pool, where your two boys run wild sporting sleeveless shirts, spiderman swim trunks, and adorable shaggy hair. Niko is big, but sweet and quiet. Asa is the troublemaker. Your husband brings home a good paycheck, but doesn't help as much as he should with the kids. You work part-time in a people oriented job and sell jewelry to your friends for fun.

Or maybe Asa's a girl, which would change everything

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Anonymous wrote:Ooh, I want to play! Hudson and Amelia.

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Still in love with your husband after all these years-you waited awhile to have kids. You were 37 when you started trying, so you were nervous, but along came Hudson, and Amelia 18m later. You work for a non-profit part time, it's a good gig and you know you're lucky, but you feel torn. Maybe you should SAH and even homeschool, or maybe you should get a job where you can really use your degree.

Hudson is such a sweet little boy, sometimes you worry that he's too shy, but you love that he loves his mama so much. You and Amelia have more conflict, she is so stubborn! You make sure that she is always beautifully dressed, and spend a lot of time shopping for gently used clothes online. You worry that she's getting to focused on her appearance-people always comment on her looks, but you also love having such a pretty little girl.

Fun, but mostly not accurate. I bolded the parks that are true. Love this thread

Carter & Isabelle

robert and josh- bump

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Anonymous wrote:DD: Casey

DS: Andrew but goes by Drew

Your husband and your kids are the human versions of Golden Retrievers. You wish you were as well but you know deep down you're the Dachsund. Casey has long legs and your jealousy over them stings so bad sometimes. Drew us the class clown, but the fun kind, not the a-hole kind. Your husband is just genuinely well liked despite still wearing fraternity tshirts from college and drinking Bud Light. He claims to be "known" for his burgers.

Casey and Drew's mom here. Too funny! The only thing that's right is that I am indeed jealous (though not so badly that it stings) of my daughter's beautiful skin. She actually is short and definitely doesn't have long legs. Drew is sort of a clown, but he's only 3 so it's too soon to tell. My husband wasn't in a fraternity and doesn't even own any college t-shirts, nor does he drink Bud Light. He's definitely not known for his burgers- at least not the meat kind, since we have a vegetarian house.

Funny, I have a friend who has a Casey and Andrew....and the PP description does indeed fit the family. Except the Casey is a boy, so no mom jealousy there.

Casey and Drew's mom again. Shout out to another Casey and Andrew somewhere out there! I know Casey was originally a boy's name, but it's odd to me to think of it for a boy. I'm sure your friend would find it equally odd to hear a girl called Casey. In our house, we call Casey the Case-ster, Casey Cat, or Case. Drew is called Drewbie, Drewbie Doo, or Drew Dog (yes, we have nicknames for a name that's already a nickname).

Kaitlynn and Scott

12:18 im a teacher