Parents who have all eyes 👀 on other people’s children to the point of neglecting their own. Adults post some strange things about children (sometimes it is about their own). It’s just odd because why are you obsessing this hard on someone else’s child? Maybe they are on the spectrum and don’t know realize how weird it is. This doesn’t evoke irrational anger, just an extreme side eye with a hint of MYOB.

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Anonymous wrote:Cyclists who blow through stop signs, especially if I am at one of the stops and got there before the cyclist.

But they will be the first to bang on your hood if you are even a microinch over the white line. Cyclists are the biggest hypocrites. They want everyone to follow the rules for them and they follow none of them themselves.

I just clicked on this thread. Ooh, is it allowed to criticize cyclists in DC?

The WORST.

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Anonymous wrote:When I can’t find scissors I become irrationally angry. Who moved the dang scissors?

I bought 8 pairs about a year ago just because I was so damn tired of never being able to find scissors. We're down to about 3 now so I'll get more when I'm down to 2. Totally worth the cost. No idea where they are all living.

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Preach. Before I had roomates* I knew where everything was and everything got put back and nothing was mysteriously sticky. Now I find that multiples of things are better than murder.

*Husband and offspring

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Anonymous wrote:Milk drinkers - if you are over the age of five and drink milk, I think you are a serial killer. A brazen one if you order a glass of milk at a restaurant.

Ooooh I love a good cold glass of milk. I don't order it at restaurants though because I don't like it with food (except cookies). I've never killed anyone but I'm only 47 so there's time.

I’m 43 and I looooove a cold glass of milk with cookies. Also never murdered anyone but I might if they tried to take my milk or replace it with any of those gross, grainy alternative milks.

Why is everyone specifying a COLD glass of milk? Who drinks a glass of hot milk? I am irrationally angry by this. Also by people who specify "hot cocoa". Do you ever drink cold cocoa?

Anonymous wrote:When I can’t find scissors I become irrationally angry. Who moved the dang scissors?

I bought 8 pairs about a year ago just because I was so damn tired of never being able to find scissors. We're down to about 3 now so I'll get more when I'm down to 2. Totally worth the cost. No idea where they are all living.

Anonymous wrote:Using the word “season” to describe a time in a person’s life. So overused and annoying.

I used to work for someone who would often say that someone needed more "seasoning" as in needing more experience. I would always think of marinating steak.

People who don’t brush or comb their children hair before going out in public or to school. Makes me wonder about their teeth. Gross!

Anonymous wrote:Yes. So many things.
1. When people say croissant without a French accent. #frenchitup
2. When people are walking and they cross right in front of me forcing me to come to a sudden stop, especially if those people are men.
3. People who listen to music or watch videos in public without headphones.

You must have a hard life. All of these take
nano seconds and then over but you obsess about them and give them free rent in your head .

Anonymous wrote:Cyclists who blow through stop signs, especially if I am at one of the stops and got there before the cyclist.

But they will be the first to bang on your hood if you are even a microinch over the white line. Cyclists are the biggest hypocrites. They want everyone to follow the rules for them and they follow none of them themselves.

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Anonymous wrote:Milk drinkers - if you are over the age of five and drink milk, I think you are a serial killer. A brazen one if you order a glass of milk at a restaurant.

Ooooh I love a good cold glass of milk. I don't order it at restaurants though because I don't like it with food (except cookies). I've never killed anyone but I'm only 47 so there's time.

I’m 43 and I looooove a cold glass of milk with cookies. Also never murdered anyone but I might if they tried to take my milk or replace it with any of those gross, grainy alternative milks.

I'm PP and +1000!

Drivers who stop at the beginning of a turning line and wait until all of the traffic has passed before they merge.

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Anonymous wrote:Milk drinkers - if you are over the age of five and drink milk, I think you are a serial killer. A brazen one if you order a glass of milk at a restaurant.

Ooooh I love a good cold glass of milk. I don't order it at restaurants though because I don't like it with food (except cookies). I've never killed anyone but I'm only 47 so there's time.

I’m 43 and I looooove a cold glass of milk with cookies. Also never murdered anyone but I might if they tried to take my milk or replace it with any of those gross, grainy alternative milks.

Anonymous wrote:Milk drinkers - if you are over the age of five and drink milk, I think you are a serial killer. A brazen one if you order a glass of milk at a restaurant.

Ooooh I love a good cold glass of milk. I don't order it at restaurants though because I don't like it with food (except cookies). I've never killed anyone but I'm only 47 so there's time.

Using the word “season” to describe a time in a person’s life. So overused and annoying.

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Anonymous wrote:Yes. So many things.
1. When people say croissant without a French accent. #frenchitup
2. When people are walking and they cross right in front of me forcing me to come to a sudden stop, especially if those people are men.
3. People who listen to music or watch videos in public without headphones.

LOL - total opposite on the foreign language thing. When non-Spanish speakers overpronounce "quesadilla" or "gracias". Same for Giada and her ridiculous pronunciation of "mozzarella" (yes, I'm sure that's the right way to pronounce it in Italian). French is a bit of an outlier, however - it's really hard to say "le pain quotidien" in an American accent without loop sounding stupid.

My MIL pronounces quesadilla with the L's. And tortilla. Also paella. No, I dont want pie-ella on a tor-tilla, Nancy.

Hmm. I haven't had a quesadiLLa in a long time, or a tortiLLa. They sound just fine to me. I suggest you seek counseling for your irrational anger at your MIL as the problem is clearly the MIL not the pronunciation.

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